Dog Goes Out To Pee, Accidentally Runs Half-Marathon And Comes Seventh
Classic dog behaviour.
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Rapper B.o.B. Is Trying To Prove To Everyone That The World Is Flat
“Have u been to the edge ? Or is that what ur science book told you”
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Woman Destorys Her Husband With Nunchucks Because He Wouldn’t Have Sex With Her
He’s definitely not going to want to now.
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Britney Spears’ Instagram Account May Prove She’s Having Meltdown #2
Oops I did it again.
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Domino’s Pizza Store In Shoreham Forced To Apologise For Sex Doll Advertising
Looks like these locals weren’t looking for a slice of the action.
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Firearms Gang Facing Jail After One Of Their Assistants Shares NSFW AK-47 Selfie
When you sell firearms on the down low but also need the whole world to know about it.
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The Police Just Banned This Guy From Having Sex Unless He Gives Them 24 Hours Notice
This would really screw up your sex life.
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This Woman Started A Kickstarter To Try And Get Her Awful Forehead Tattoo Removed
Getting this tattooed on your forehead really is a bad idea.
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Backpacker Receives Weirdly Angry Letter From The Friend Of A Girl He Banged In A Hostel
What’s this girl’s problem?
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Aliens Abduct Woman And Take Selfies On Her Phone (GALLERY)
Finally, someone with some real evidence for a change.
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Twitter Destroys Stacey Dash After She Says Black History Month And BET Awards Should Be Cancelled
When you’re just asking the Internet to go beast mode on you.
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This Swedish Town Is Having A Nightmare Trying To Remove A Massive Snow Penis
I bet if you called it “art” no one would want it removed.
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Skier Throws Snowboarder Off Chair Lift And Almost Kills Him Because He Told Him A Crap Joke
The skier Vs snowboarder beef just went next level.
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This Obsessed Girl Is Now Dating Her Celebrity Crush After Stalking Him Online For 5 Years
99.9% this ends in murder.
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Dude Writes Handwritten Plea For Help From Pilot When Passenger On Plane Won’t Stop Farting
You can feel the pure desperation in this guy’s letter.
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O2 Send This Guy A Tin Of Sardines Instead Of A Brand New Samsung Galaxy S6
Something very fishy going on here.
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Apple Went Completely Savage On This Widow Trying To Access Her Dead Husband’s iPad
How serious are Apple about protecting your privacy? This serious.
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Zac Efron Tweets About Martin Luther King Day, Twitter Completely Destroys Him
When you don’t think before you Tweet.
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Police Operator Missed Emergency Call Because She Was Ordering Pizza For Lunch
Literally the worst time to have someone die on you.
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Derren Brown Reveals Teaser Trailer For His Screwed Up Ghost Train Ride At Thorpe Park
100% guaranteed to make you crap your pants.
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A Shoe-Shaped Church Has Been Built In Taiwan To Attract Women
Not all girls are into shoes you know.
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New York Now Has A Public Masturbation Booth In The Middle Of The Street
For all the on-the-go wankers out there.
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Girl Admits To Getting Horny When Drinking Her Boyfriend’s Fresh Blood
Rather you than me, mate.
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Worst Son Ever Tricks Mum Into Thinking She’s Won $1.6 Billion On The Lottery
She’s allowed to kill him for this, right?
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Woman Creates Lottery Reimbursement GoFundMe Page After Spending Life Savings On Tickets
Shockingly, it’s actually working.
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Woman Announces Pregnancy On Facebook, Colleague Baits Her Up For Cheating On Husband
As far as pregnancy announcements go, this could not have gone any worse.
