Virgin Airlines Told Kanye West To ‘Eat A Dick’ From Their Official Twitter Account
Best tweet ever.
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Dad Accidentally Sends Dick Pic To His Student Daughter On Valentine’s Day (PHOTO)
Dick Pics 101: do not send to your daughter.
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This Girl Is Adamant That Her Unborn Baby Is The Child Of Christ
The modern day Mary.
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Wyclef Jean Got Destroyed By Reddit In His Own AMA For Stealing $9Million Charity Money
Out of $16million he helped raise for Haiti, Wyclef Jean pocketed $9million of it, including paying himself $100,000 for a charity concert. People don’t forget.
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PornHub Will Donate Money To Save Sperm Whales For Every Porn Video You Watch During February
Watch for free and do your bit for the environment.
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Manny Pacquiao Says Gay People Are Worse Than Animals
Manny Pacquiao has shown his true colours.
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Woman Tries To Murder Her Barber Because She Was Unhappy With Her Haircut
Most people just suck it up and accept it when they’ve received a sub-par haircut. Not this girl…
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A Man Was Hospitalised After Sticking A Pencil Up His Own Butt Before Anal Sex
Might be a good idea to remove the pencil first…
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Model Kidnaps And Tortures Rival After She Posts ‘Unflattering’ Photos Of Her Online
Here’s how one model got her revenge after her biggest rival shared pre-plastic surgery photos of her online.
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Teenager Accidentally Vapes His Dad’s Urine, Will Probably Never Vape Again
“I’m livid right now and don’t know what to do.”
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Stephen Fry Quits Twitter After Internet Losers Take Offence To This BAFTAS Joke He Made
Cry-babies on Twitter are ruining everything.
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Nigerian Astronaut Trapped In Space Needs $3 Million To Get Home
That old chestnut.
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The Rules For Performers At Kanye West’s Fashion Shows Are Beyond Ridiculous
Here’s what happens when you mix the ridiculousness of Kanye West with the ridiculousness of the fashion world.
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That Sunbed Girl From Yesterday Can’t Stop Getting Naked In Public Places
Remember the girl who spent 32 minutes on a sunbed? She is completely out of control.
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Artist Draws Incredibly Realistic Painting Of Donald Trump And His Shrivelled Micropenis
Donald Trump is about to sue this artist into oblivion.
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Taylor Swift’s Brother Throws $950 Yeezys In The Bin After He Raps About Banging His Sister
Kanye West has recorded a song about having sex with Taylor Swift and her brother is furious about it.
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Martin Shkreli Tried To Buy Kanye’s New Album For Only Himself For $10 Million
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Student Threatens To Smash Girl’s Laptop If He Gets 7000 Retweets, She Finds Out And Attacks Him
“7,000 Retweets and I’ll smash this bitch’s computer”.
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This Glamour Model’s 32-Minute Sunbed Session Ended Exactly As You Might Expect
Here’s why you should never go overtime on the sunbeds.
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Woman Refused Entry To Thailand After Using Her Passport As Toilet Paper When Drunk
You gotta do what you gotta do.
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Kim Kardashian’s Best Friend Is Opening A School For Rich Kids To Learn About Diamonds And Caviar
Sounds like a daycare centre for utter twats.
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Dan Bilzerian Just Had The Wildest Orgy Ever And Posted The Photos Online (NSFW)
Dan Bilzerian threw a mid-week orgy and it looked like a good time judging by the photos.
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Kanye West Asks Twitter To Guess His New Album Title, Gets Completely Torn To Shreds
Kanye West must be the most brutalised human being in Twitter history.
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Woman Left With Four Eyebrows After Permanent Brows Are Tattooed In The Wrong Place
“One is higher and thicker than the other, one is thicker, one is thinner. I am stuck with four eyebrows.”
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