UK Sperm Donor Has 800 Children And Becomes A Father Once A Week
Bloody hell Simon.
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Caitlyn Jenner Responds To Ricky Gervais’ ‘Transphobic’ Golden Globes Jokes
Ricky’s response is an A+ trolling masterclass, as usual.
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This Guy Knocked Himself Out Because He Was Dancing Too Hard To ‘Wham!’
Well, I suppose they are a catchy band.
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Girl Bites Walmart Employee’s Finger Off After He Tries To Stop Her Shoplifting Condoms
The dreaded Sunday shift.
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This Guy’s Mates Are Ripping The Piss Out Of Him After His Ex’s Parents Won £33 Million Lotto Jackpot
There’s no coming back from this.
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Medical Experts Warn Dry January Is Making Us All Alcoholics
Better get to the pub, stat.
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6-Year-Old Girl Sexually Abused By Man With No Arms Or Legs
Feel free to vomit at your own discretion.
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A Japanese Train Runs In A Remote Area Just To Ferry One Girl To And From School
Every citizen matters.
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Nicki Minaj Is Beefing Farrah Abraham’s 6-Year-Old Daughter On Twitter
Twitter beef has reached a new low.
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Man Assaults Roommate For Taking His Morning Shower Too Early
Absolutely raging.
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Man-Flu Is Officially A Legitimate Reason To Stay In Bed In The Morning
That’s what I like to hear.
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If You’re Allergic To Peanuts Your Ancestors Probably Had Sex With Cavemen
And they’re probably where you get your weird fetishes from too.
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Justin Bieber Is Now Rocking A Man Bun
It had to happen.
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UPDATE: Man With ‘Bionic Penis’ Can’t Go Ahead With Arranged Virginity Losing With Prostitute
This guy has the worst luck ever.
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The Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Captured By Police
Finally, people are safe to sleep on their stomachs again.
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This Robot Has Been Invented To Down Shots And Get Wasted With Lonely Drinkers
Combine this with a sex robot and you’ll never need to leave the house.
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Tila Tequila Has Gone Absolutely Insane On Twitter
As far as Twitter meltdowns go, this is pretty special.
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Mum Arrested For Tattooing ‘Ride Or Die’ On Her 12-Year-Old’s Hand
Coolest kid in class. Worst mum in the world.
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Australian Man Who Uses Penis As Signature Loses Five Year Struggle To Have It Recognised
Where’s their sense of humour?
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A Goat And A Russian Tiger Have Become Best Friends After The Tiger Didn’t Eat Him
Early frontrunner for cutest story of the year.
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Vince McMahon’s Brutal Workout Regime Is Absolutely Insane For A 70 Year Old
The craziest billionaire on the planet.
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This Guy Shot His Friend In The Face After Their Balls Touched During A Threesome
‘There’s only so much a man can take, and dick or balls ain’t one of them.’
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Remember This Twat? He Just Got Arrested With His Trousers Round His Ankles
This guy just got the public humiliation of a lifetime.
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Is This A Photo Of Ronda Rousey In A Paint On Bikini?
It sure looks like it.
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Justin Bieber Reveals He’s Screwing Stephen Baldwin’s Daughter
R.I.P. Justin Bieber.
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Woman Giving ‘Vodka Butt Shots’ At Bar On NYE Causes Riot After Diarrhoea Explosion
The grossest NYE story thus far.
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People Texting Their ‘Text Door Neighbours’ Is The Most Annoying Trend Of 2016 So Far
The best way to annoy a complete stranger in 2016.
