Oscar Pistorius Shoots His Girlfriend Dead
Oscar Pistorius redefines the concept behind Valentine’s Day by shooting his girlfriend in the head.
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Black Flag New Album And Reunion – Why?
Another band has reunited for a series of gigs and even a new album. However this time there are two incarnations of Black Flag reforming, but why? No Henry Rollins in sight either.
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It’s Pancake Day And Savoury Is The Way Forward
It’s Pancake Day 2013 and the streets are running wild. Savoury or sweet? Oh Darling, it’s all about the savoury.
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Charlie Brooker Through The Looking-Glass
Charlie Brooker takes us through the Looking-Glass once again with Black Mirror and cynicizes the weeks events with Weekly Wipe.
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The Pope Has Left The Building
So the Pope has officially resigned for the first time in nearly 600 years. Is there a hidden agenda? Is the sacred shit about to hit the fan?And most importantly, What’s twitter saying about all of this?
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North Korea: Where Dreams Come True
North Korea. Everyone who lives there will tell you it is indeed the greatest place on earth. It’s basically a giant Disneyland theme park, that you’re not allowed to leave. It’s so exclusive that few people, if any, are allowed tickets to go there.
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Farewell To Music Legend/Crop Circle Enthusiast/Sweary Person Reg Presley
Sick Chirpse flies its flag at half mast as it pays homage to Troggs singer Reg Presley, who was great at writing catchy songs, investigating UFOs, and swearing at his bandmates.
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Bill Murray Stops Bank Robber
What would you do if you bumped into Bill Murray while running from a crime scene? What any normal person would do, and what this one bank robber did in Tokyo, Japan last week. You stop and tell him how much you love him.
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Google Street View Catches A Couple Banging In A Dressing Room (SFW)
Google Street View has picked up some amazing images over the years but I don’t think it has got one of two people getting it on in the changing room of a skate store yet so this is pretty unprecedented stuff.
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Hatchet Wielding Hippy Hero Saves Town From 300lb Psychopathic ‘Jesus’
A hitchiker tells us how he brutally killed a 300lb mental rapist/murderer who thought he was Jesus with a hatchet in one of the best televised interviews in history.
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Knife Wielding Man Tasered Outside Buckingham Palace
This happened on Sunday sure but it’s still a pretty awesome video because everyone loves a good tasering, especially when the guy getting tasered actually deserves it for once.
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Rouslan Tomumaniantz – Loves Tattooing Faces
So this guy tattoos a couple of young girl’s faces and gets a bad name. People can do what they like – yes. But should they be doing this? No.
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Man Tattoos His Name On Young Girls Face After Having Met For 24 Hours
This guy – Ruslan – has done a couple of big facial tattoos on young girls recently. Not a nice man if you ask me. Guess what? It happened in Russia.
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Women And Men Screwing Dogs And Becoming Internet Superstars
I got one of the grossest tip offs in Sick Chirpse history last week when some guy sent me a link to a video of a dog ramming the absolute shit out of some ho. It left me visibly shaken. Check it out here.
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Bizarre Standoff Between LAPD And Man Inhaling A Balloon
I’ve seen a few televised standoffs between police and hostages/gunmen etc but I’ve never seen one between the LAPD and a guy blowing up balloons.
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The UK’s Funniest Prank
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
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HMV Employees Live Tweet Their Firings On HMV’s Twitter Account
It’s pretty cool that if you’re getting fired you can live tweet it now huh? Especially if you work for a major corporation that’s going into administration and you know that it’s going to cause a massive shitstorm because they’re firing 190 people.
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Insane Photographs From A Public Amputation Of A Thief’s Fingers In Iran (SFW)
I agree that thieves should be punished but I don’t think they should have all their fingers cut off at a public ceremony by this horrific machine, no way.
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Garrett McNamara Surfs A 100 Foot Wave To Set A New World Record
Garrett McNamara is a badass because he just doesn’t give a crap and rides 100 foot waves like it’s going out of style and won’t possibly kill him. Check out a video and a couple of sick pictures too here.
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UK Citizenship Entry Exam – Unfair? Yes.
If you’re a foreign national and want to live in the UK you have to take a citizenship exam. This week they’ve unveiled the latest version. Could you pass it?
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Justin Bieber Gropes A Belieber At A Meet And Greet
Justin Bieber has hit 18 and he’s turned from a cute little kid into a horny asshole like every other guy out there.
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Paul Scholes’ Car Is Stolen As He Leaves It Running While It’s De-Icing
I guess it hasn’t been a good day for the cars of Manchester football players: first Balotelli’s car is pissed on and now Paul Scholes’ has been stolen while he was de-icing it. When it rains it pours I guess. Here’s the story and some of the best twitter reaction.
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VIDEO: Two Cops Nearly Mown Down In Mad Foam Storm In Oz
Oz is currently reveling in a spate of weird weather action. Next up – a sea foam invasion. Anyway, funny video of cops nearly getting hit by a hidden car…
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Chris Brown And Frank Ocean Have A Fight Over A Parking Space
Late last night in LA Frank Ocean and Chris Brown were trying to get in the same parking space, and it allegedly spiralled out of control into a full fledged brawl between both guys and their entourages! OMG!
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LeBron James Tackles Fan Who Hits $75,000 Shot
Basketball fan sinks $75,000 half court hook and gets mobbed by LeBron James – absolute worldy shot by 50 year old Michael Drysch.
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Elderly Couple Looking For Jumble Sale End Up At Illegal Rave
If you’re a couple of OAPs looking for a jumble sale the last thing you probably want to do is wind up at an illegal rave.
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Footage Of Swansea Ball Boy Making A Prank Phone Call Emerges
Charlie Morgan shot to fame on Wednesday night for getting kicked by Eden Hazard, but it turns out he’s just a little jerk. Here’s more evidence of him being a twat as he makes a really unfunny prank phone call to a hotel reception.
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Wang XianXiang Is A Chinese Man Who Likes To Lift Weights With His Eyelids
If you don’t know what a Chinese Eyelid Weightlifter is, then take a guess. You’re probably right and yeah, it looks pretty horrific. Check out some pictures in here.
