Barack Obama Drove The Sickest Car Ever To His Inauguration
Everyone knows Barack Obama is one fly mofo but did you see the car he rocked up to his inauguration? It takes the phrase SWAG to a whole new level.
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Colin Murray Sacked From MOTD2 For Being An Irritating Little Snot
Colin Murray has been axed from Match of The Day 2 because the other pundits find him irritating, like a lot of other people. The reaction seems to have been unanimously negative towards his dismissal, which I don’t understand.
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Willing Woman Needed For Neanderthal Pregnancy
Harvard Professor desperately searching for a woman to give birth to the first ever Neanderthal in 33,000 years. Yeah… good luck with that.
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Lupe Fiasco Kicked Off Stage at Obama’s Inaugaration
Rapper Lupe Fiasco kicked off stage for lyrics critising American President Barack Obama at his inaugaration concert.
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Famous Movie And TV Cars Are Being Auctioned – Check Out How Much They’re Going For
There are a bunch of iconic movie and TV cars that have become synonymous with their owners, and it seems that after the movie/show is finished they just get auctioned off to the highest bidder. Check out how much they’re going for with this infographic.
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There Is A $48 Million World Of Warcraft Theme Park In China And It Is 100% Illegal
If I was going to invest $48 million into something, I would probably make sure that it was completely legit and legal before doing so. I guess simple logic like that doesn’t exist in China though.
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5IVE Are Reduced To Looking For A New Member Via Facebook
5ive were a pretty big boyband back in the late 90’s and now they’re back together. Unfortunately, J has decided not to join them so they’ve got to find that elusive 5th member and have posted a pretty desperate sounding message on Facebook to help them with this.
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Poo Transplants Succeed In Clinical Trial
Results of a randomised clinical trial to test faecal transplants as a way to combat bacterial infections were published yesterday, and guess what? They were a huge success.
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Drunk Russian Man Drives Tank Into House
Having a tank drive through the wall of your house in the middle of the night is probably one of the worst things I think that could happen to anyone. But yeah it happened and yeah you’re right, it was in Russia and the guy driving the tank was drunk.
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VIDEO: Terrifying Dust Storm Hits Australia
Australia is having a meteorological nightmare at the mo: singing temperatures, bush fires, cyclones, and now a sinister looking wall of orange cloud….
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The United States Are Thinking About Making A One Trillion Dollar Coin
A one trillion dollar coin sounds like something out of a science fiction novel but the US government are giving some serious thought to making one to offset the effects of their current debt ceiling.
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Russian Zorbing Accident Leaves One Dead And One Injured
Zorbs are so cool right? You just get in them and float around or run down hills or whatever and it’s a lot of fun. Unless you die that is.
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Quentin Tarantino Has A Meltdown When Interviewed By Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Quentin Tarantino might be one of the greatest directors of our generation, but like any great director he’s pretty eccentric. Watch him have a total meltdown in this recent interview with Krishnan Guru-Murthy – ‘I’m gonna shut your butt down.’
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Uni Professor Covered In Tattoos Takes Czech Election By Storm
It looks like you could be seeing a lot more of Vladimir Franz in the future, if as predicted he takes 11% from the Czech elections over the weekend. Here’s the lowdown on the tattooed enigma taking the political world by storm.
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America Reaches A New Low – First Annual ‘National Gun Appreciation Day’ Scheduled
It has just been announced that Americans will celebrate National Gun Appreciation Day on January 19th which is probably the dumbest and grossest holiday that has ever been celebrated, especially considering recent events. We take a closer look at it and tell you just how dumb it is.
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Official Petition To Have Piers Morgan Deported From The US
A redneck started a petition to deport Piers Morgan for his comments on guns. So Piers invited him onto his show to have a ‘debate’, which just descended into a shouting match between a smarmy bellend and an enraged crazy person.
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911 Call Of A Pastor Who Was Gagged And Stuck In A Pair Of Handcuffs
That headline kinda means I don’t even need a blurb to follow it up but if you need any more convincing then the phone call is genuinely a real hoot.
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Kentucky Fried Brain? Guy Finds Chicken Brain In His KFC Meal
KFC is known for being finger lickin’ good, but when your meal consists of chicken brains it probably isn’t quite the same.
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Justin Bieber Is A Stoner
The pictures that one man lost his life trying to obtain have finally been released. Justin Bieber is at a party smoking a blunt.
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Man Attacked By Oompa Loompas
Norfolk Police are still on the hunt for two Oompa Loompas that attacked a man as he left a kebab shop in Norwich on the night of Wednesday 27th December. If you have any information, please come forward.
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Idiot Girl Gets Awful Marilyn Monroe Tattoo From Retarded Looking Tattooist; Complains Life Is Ruined
You might feel sorry for this girl and her terrible tattoo of Marilyn Monroe, but when you consider the guy who gave her the tattoo and his previous body of work you will probably just think she is a complete idiot instead.
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Kevin Prince Boateng Deals With Racial Abuse, Abandons Game
KPB set the standard for everyone everywhere by refusing to play on with racists dickheads abusing him and his team-mates. The match was immediately called-off by the referee.
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Random Dude Ruins Kanye West And Kim Kardashian’s Perfect New Year’s Eve Picture
Nobody likes a photobomber but it’s probably even worse when some random dude accidentally ruins your perfect New Year’s Eve picture just because he’s so starstruck. Especially if you’re Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
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Christmas Day UFO Sighting
How likely is it that life evolved elsewhere? Who knows, watch a video with some flashing lights in. What do you reckon it is? Santa? Me too.
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Little Kid Dresses Up As El Hadji Diouf And Is Branded A Racist
It’s only January 3rd and the stupidest misunderstanding of the year might have already happened, and predictably it involves football, twitter, racism, El Hadji Diouf and the Daily Mail, Is there a more deadly combination?
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The Bosman Contract XI – Who Is Going For Nothing In The Summer
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
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Remember Tom From MySpace? Well He’s On Twitter Now And He’s Kind Of A Jerk
Everyone remembers MySpace Tom because he was everyone’s number one friend on Myspace back in the day. I don’t know where he’s been, but he’s back and he’s on twitter. And he’s kind of a jerk.
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Butthurt Instragram Users Need To Get A Grip
I can’t believe the amount of anger and knee-jerk drama that Instagram’s monetization has caused. People are fvcking idiots.
