Ghanaian Witch Doctor Pledges To Curse Harry Kane Ahead Of England’s World Cup Match Vs Ghana

I regret to inform you that a Ghanaian witch doctor has put a curse on Harry Kane ahead of England’s showdown with Ghana tomorrow, throwing England’s World Cup hopes into serious jeopardy.

Ghanaian priest and self-proclaimed medicine man Nana Kwaku Bonsam, whose name translates to “Devil of Wednesday”, has vowed to use his spiritual powers to stop England captain Harry Kane having an impact.

Bonsam stated he is “working on” Kane to keep him ineffective on the pitch, which hopefully means he’ll just play a little bit sh1t, and won’t be injured or have something awful happen to him before or during the game?!

Speaking to the Daily Star (lol), the spiritualist stated: “I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before, so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am very famous for my predictions. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana.”

Indeed, Bonsam has previously put a Ghanaian curse on Ronaldo, having said in 2014: “I know what Cristiano Ronaldo’s injury is about, I’m working on him. I am very serious about it. I said it four months ago that I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World Cup or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana and the best thing I can do is to keep him out though injury.

“This injury can never be cured by any medic, they can never see what is causing the injury because it is spiritual. Today, it is his knee, tomorrow it is his thigh, next day it is something else.”

Sounds like he means business. I’m not sure he’s really thought it through though because England have a lot more weapons than just Harry Kane this year. Let’s say his curse on Harry Kane is effective – does that mean England might still win 5-0, but Harry Kane just won’t score?

Maybe Bonsam should consider putting a curse on a few others too, just to be sure. How about a curse on Jordan Pickford to stop him saving any shots? That would seem the smart way to go about things.

Come to think of it, why don’t Ghana just employ this guy to put curses on the opposition before every game? They could have won everything by now. In fact it sounds like he does this for the love of the game so he would probably even do it for free.

Thomas Tuchel better get Uri Geller on the phone, just in case. Put a curse on this Ghanaian witch doctor’s curse and be done with it. Come on England!

For the time Nigeria’s head coach accused DR Congo of ‘doing voodoo’ to win a penalty shootout, click HERE.