A Man Was Spotted Casually Driving A Bumper Car Down The Street
Normal.
That explains it then.
You can’t deny it’s kind of weird.
He’s now given up eating sausage rolls all together.
Two boys were chased by a clown with a knife.
Deal of the century.
That’s why he’s coming out of retirement to face Manny Pacquiao again.
Mayonnaise + Ketchup = Mayochup.
Mile high club.
Best politician ever.
Singing and beatboxing.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.