Don’t Bring A Snowball To A Waterfight
Yesterday we showed you a bunch of South Londoners annihilating a couple of cops in a snowball fight. Today, this is what happens when the civil servants fight back with a huge water cannon.
In Japan You Can Order A Mayonnaise Pizza
The Japanese are so weird and now they’ve done something else completely strange and ridiculous. They’ve created a mayonnaise pizza. Yuck.
Famous Movie And TV Cars Are Being Auctioned – Check Out How Much They’re Going For
There are a bunch of iconic movie and TV cars that have become synonymous with their owners, and it seems that after the movie/show is finished they just get auctioned off to the highest bidder. Check out how much they’re going for with this infographic.
Japanese Invent Amazing New Demolition System
This is a completely revolutionary way to demolish a building and it’s also kind of insane that it’s actually real, even if it is 2013 or whatever.
Heavy Metal Version Of Super Mario Bros Theme
You might not even like heavy metal but you will still think that this version of the Super Mario Bros theme tune is awesome because the guitar tone is awesome and the guy playing it looks like a real idiot.
Stone Cold E.T. Goes To Whitecastle
Somebody dressed up as E.T. but then started talking like he was Stone Cold Steve Austin and called himself Stone Cold E.T. Then he went to a drive thru Whitecastle and ordered some cheeseburgers and it was hilarious.
5IVE Are Reduced To Looking For A New Member Via Facebook
5ive were a pretty big boyband back in the late 90’s and now they’re back together. Unfortunately, J has decided not to join them so they’ve got to find that elusive 5th member and have posted a pretty desperate sounding message on Facebook to help them with this.
Skrillex Accidentally Sets His Hair On Fire From The Candles On His Birthday Cake
What a dummy! Check out a video of it here.
Here Are The Biggest Hips In The World
They belong to this woman and have a circumference of 8 feet. That’s longer than the height of every person in the world.
Drunk Russian Man Drives Tank Into House
Having a tank drive through the wall of your house in the middle of the night is probably one of the worst things I think that could happen to anyone. But yeah it happened and yeah you’re right, it was in Russia and the guy driving the tank was drunk.
Samuel L. Jackson Sings Taylor Swifts ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’
Samuel L. Jackson singing a Taylor Swift song has got genius written all over it, and so as you would expect the finished article is nothing short of spectacular.
Everything That Is Wrong With Looper In 3 Minutes Or Less
I was really excited about Looper when it came out but then I went and saw it and thought it completely sucked, mainly due to a bunch of inconsistencies that nobody else seemed to understand and argued didn’t even exist. Thankfully somebody agrees with me.
Man Vs Giant Fish
When you’re leaning off a pier feeding fish the last thing you probably want to happen is for a giant fish to mistake your entire arm for food and to latch onto it and try to eat it. What follows is a pretty epic battle between the man and the fish, and there can be only one winner.
The Craziest Sports Fan Ever – Dumbest American NFL Fan Has The Most Ridiculous Celebrations Ever
I’ve watched a lot of sport and seen a lot of people celebrating but i don’t think I have ever seen reactions as ridiculous as this American NFL fan during the Ravens V Broncos game over the weekend.
Scariest Stunt Video Ever – Insane Guy Climbs Around A Crane With No Safety Equipment
This video will literally make your palms sweat and probably make you turn away in horror at least once or twice. Some crazy kid just freestyles on a giant crane without any safety equipment. I think he’s Russian.
The MLS Is Stoned. Or At Least Pro-Marijuana.
Whoever sorts out the MLS fixture list is a joker because they’ve added a seriously pro marijuana listing and it’s really funny.
Justin Timberlake Is Back With A New Song – And He’s Brought Jay Z Along For The Ride
Justin Timberlake was the new King Of Pop but he dropped off the scene to focus on his acting career. But today he’s back with a new single and he’s brought Jay Z and Beyonce along with him and guess what? Yeah, that’s right, it’s a hit.
20 Years Of Ryan Giggs In Merlin Football Stickers
Ryan Giggs is the only player who has featured in all 20 years of the Premier League and so he’s the only player to have a football sticker for every year. Check out each one of his football stickers right here.
The United States Are Thinking About Making A One Trillion Dollar Coin
A one trillion dollar coin sounds like something out of a science fiction novel but the US government are giving some serious thought to making one to offset the effects of their current debt ceiling.
138 People Break The Vertical Skydiving Record By All Skydiving At Once
I don’t know what the previous vertical skydiving record was but it certainly looks impressive and really cool when you see 138 people skydiving together in HD set to a banging dubstep soundtrack.
Is Jeff Stelling A Racist? Presenter Makes Faux Pas Regarding Mario Balotelli Live On Air
There have been a lot of accusations of racism in football over the last couple of weeks so I’m surprised nobody has picked up on this faux pas and blown it out of proportion because I bet if anyone but Jeff Stelling had done it that would definitely have happened.
Really Gross Video – Massive Worm Crawls Out Of Dead Spider’s Stomach
If you don’t like gross stuff then you maybe shouldn’t watch this because it’s probably one of the grossest videos we’ve ever featured on Sick Chirpse. Meh, who are we kidding, we know you’re all gonna watch it, just don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Footballers On Twitter Infographic
Everyone knows that a bunch of footballers are on twitter and that a bunch of them say a bunch of dumb things on there. But who has the most followers? Who has received the biggest fines for their tweets? And more importantly, who follows who? This infographic literally has EVERYTHING you need to know about footballers on twitter.
Russian Zorbing Accident Leaves One Dead And One Injured
Zorbs are so cool right? You just get in them and float around or run down hills or whatever and it’s a lot of fun. Unless you die that is.
Quentin Tarantino Has A Meltdown When Interviewed By Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Quentin Tarantino might be one of the greatest directors of our generation, but like any great director he’s pretty eccentric. Watch him have a total meltdown in this recent interview with Krishnan Guru-Murthy – ‘I’m gonna shut your butt down.’
This Invisible Driver Drive Thru Prank Is Awesome
Drive thru workers probably have the worst jobs in the world but sometimes they get awesome pranks like this played on them which might make their job slightly more fun.
America Reaches A New Low – First Annual ‘National Gun Appreciation Day’ Scheduled
It has just been announced that Americans will celebrate National Gun Appreciation Day on January 19th which is probably the dumbest and grossest holiday that has ever been celebrated, especially considering recent events. We take a closer look at it and tell you just how dumb it is.
Drunk Guy Got So Drunk On Flight That He Was Taped To His Chair
Getting drunk on a plane is normally a pretty swell way to make the journey go a lot quicker. You don’t want to get so drunk though that the crew has to physically restrain you and tape you to your chair, which is exactly what happened to this dude.
