I’m sure almost everyone reading this has probably thought about the answer to this question all their lives but have been unable to discover it. Well, the wait is over. And there’s a video of it too!
This happened on Sunday sure but it’s still a pretty awesome video because everyone loves a good tasering, especially when the guy getting tasered actually deserves it for once.
The Superbowl yesterday seemed like it was pretty entertaining, but seeing this guy’s junk waggle around in his pants as he runs a touchdown in was probably the funniest part.
AMC and The Walking Dead have teamed and made an app that turns you into a zombie. So here are a bunch of celebrities who have been turned into zombies and look pretty nasty.
It’s remarkably easy to turn Breaking Bad into a sitcom just by adding some canned laughter and applause tracks, which is pretty surprising considering how goddamn serious it is all the time. Check out a Breaking Bad sitcom here.
I got one of the grossest tip offs in Sick Chirpse history last week when some guy sent me a link to a video of a dog ramming the absolute shit out of some ho. It left me visibly shaken. Check it out here.
Rabona goals are dope but I haven’t ever seen anyone have the balls to step up and take a rabona penalty ever. This Finnish dude did though and absolutely nailed it.
I’ve seen a few televised standoffs between police and hostages/gunmen etc but I’ve never seen one between the LAPD and a guy blowing up balloons.
It’s also completely insane and nothing like what I imagine open heart surgery to be like, but I guess that’s where its charm lies. It’s also pretty addictive and really frustrating, like all the best games.
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
The Superbowl Halftime Show is pretty much one of the biggest events on Earth right now, but they used to just have lameass marching bands instead of international superstars performing it. One man changed that though. His name? Michael Jackson.
It’s pretty cool that if you’re getting fired you can live tweet it now huh? Especially if you work for a major corporation that’s going into administration and you know that it’s going to cause a massive shitstorm because they’re firing 190 people.
I agree that thieves should be punished but I don’t think they should have all their fingers cut off at a public ceremony by this horrific machine, no way.
It’s understandable that some fans might get upset by wrestling results every now and again These fans should probably be sectioned though because their reactions are completely and utterly insane, like the guy who got shot in the face but still said the Royal Rumble result was the worst part of his week.
Batman_LDN is back on Sick Chirpse with a new semi-regular column in which he details his incredible life. This week he explains why it snowed last week and why it was all essentially his fault. He also apologises.
MMMBop was one of the biggest hits of the 90’s but Hanson seemingly disappeared without a trace after that megahit. Turns out they’re still around making music though, and their current version of MMMBop is even better than the original.
Entourage was one of my favourite TV shows from the 00’s and today the much rumoured and long awaited movie has finally been confirmed, I’ve got some mixed feelings about it though.
Garrett McNamara is a badass because he just doesn’t give a crap and rides 100 foot waves like it’s going out of style and won’t possibly kill him. Check out a video and a couple of sick pictures too here.
Justin Bieber has hit 18 and he’s turned from a cute little kid into a horny asshole like every other guy out there.
I guess it hasn’t been a good day for the cars of Manchester football players: first Balotelli’s car is pissed on and now Paul Scholes’ has been stolen while he was de-icing it. When it rains it pours I guess. Here’s the story and some of the best twitter reaction.
The African Nations cup is definitely the dumbest of all the international tournaments and it’s moments like this that you really only ever see in it.
Late last night in LA Frank Ocean and Chris Brown were trying to get in the same parking space, and it allegedly spiralled out of control into a full fledged brawl between both guys and their entourages! OMG!
After you’ve jut lost heavily on your return to your former club, the last thing you probably want is one of your teammates to make fun of you as you leave the field, but that’s exactly what Patrice Evra did to Dimitar Berbatov this weekend.
The Dark Knight Rises and LEGO were two of my favourite things from last year so why the hell haven’t I seen this yet huh?
When you have a bunch of solid pictures from an ice hockey match it’s kinda unfortunate when you choose one with a guy making an obscene gesture in it. Whoopsie.
Batman_LDN has been kind of quiet on Sick Chirpse recently, but he’s back with a fascinating, hard hitting documentary all about his daily life.
Everyone knows who Arnold Schwarzenegger is but I doubt any of you know the hell he had to go through when he was just 18 to get to where he is now. Check it out in this short documentary about his early years.
Mad Max was a pretty awesome movie but it’s crazy that a 4th movie is coming out 29 years after the last one. Fans weren’t too happy when told it would be mostly CGI, but this footage from the set of some cool vehicles bombing around the desert has got people excited again.
If you’re a couple of OAPs looking for a jumble sale the last thing you probably want to do is wind up at an illegal rave.
There was some kind of epic sports crossover today at the US Open where Shane Warne came out of retirement to try and catch Roger Federer out in his tennis match against Andy Murray.
