RYAN BABEL IS GOING TO TWITTERJAIL!!!
Is it possible to be more retarded than Glen Johnson?
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GLEN JOHNSON V PAUL MERSON ON TWITTER
Another reason why Glen Johnson is an idiot
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CRADLE OF FILTH ROBBED OF SUFFOLK ICON AWARD
Democracy is ignored as Dani Filth is omitted from the shortlist of finalists despite polling six times the amount of his nearest rival!
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EX- MACHINA
The world’s first superhero hangs up his tights and becomes Mayor of New York City in the finest comic book of the 2000’s.
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TRASH LANDING!
A lack of sanitation in New York City saves one suicidal young man’s life!
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PARAMORE HIT BACK IN INTERNET BLOG WAR
Paramore finally break their silence in the internet blog war over the Farro brothers’ departure from the band
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VENKYS — WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?
We know that Venky’s bought Blackburn and are acting like clowns, but who exactly are Venky’s?
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JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEW GIRLFRIEND RECEIVES DEATH THREATS
OMG! @selenagomez stay away from Justin pedophile, retard wait i’m gonna kill ya
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WIKILEAKS UNCOVERS GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY TO KILL BEES!
Not just uncovering political controversy…..
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TOP 5 PETE POSTLETHWAITE MOVIES
Following his untimely death, Sick Chirpse discusses Pete Postlethwaite’s top 5 movies
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10 WORST PREMIERSHIP SIGNINGS OF THE SEASON (SO FAR)
Why did Gerard Houllier think it was a good idea to sign Robert Pires?
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TOP 10 RECORDS OF THE YEAR
TimW_Brap’s top ten records of the year.
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MILEY CYRUS BONG FOR SALE?
So what actually happened to the bong!?
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BOTTOMS UP BEER DISPENSER!
Amazing new gravity defying product allows you to get 44 pints in a minute!! LADS!
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ENGLAND WIN THE ASHES, WOLVERINE V SHANE WARNE IN A CRICKET MATCH
One of them gets hit in the nuts with a cricket ball!
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NEW MOON AND BACK PODCAST
The crucial issues of alternative music laid bare.
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Tron: Legacy Is The Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen
This is the worst movie I have ever seen.
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PARAMORE INTERNET BLOG WAR!
OMG! Band members leave and release a dumb statement about major labels/religion!!
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TOP 5 DUMB NAME CHANGES!
Like Captain Awesome isn’t stupid enough….
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FACEBOOK USERS JUST WANT TO HANG OUT!
2010 Top Ten Facebook statuses reveal users just want to hang out. Maybe they should get off Facebook then?!
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IRISH PLAYER INCLUDED IN GOAL OF THE YEAR SHORTLIST
Lionel Messi. Samir Nasri. Arjen Robben. Matty Burrows.
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EBOUE: FUNNIER THAN THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS
‘For a moment I was in a big panic but then I saw him and I thought, oh it’s only Eboué’
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WORST GUITAR TAB EVER
Everyone knows guitar tabs are hardly ever correct but you could at least try a bit harder when giving a video guitar lesson….l
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MERRY CHRISTMAS METALHEADS!
Slipknot’s masked frontman Corey Taylor joins the race for Christmas Number One. Wait, wasn’t something like this a big deal LAST year?
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SOME LOSER CHANGES HIS NAME TO CAPTAIN AWESOME…
He got a brand new signature too!
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MILEY CYRUS CAUGHT RIPPING A BONG!
My kind of party in the USA!
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MICHAEL JACKSON RELEASES NEW ALBUM 18 MONTHS AFTER HIS DEATH
Michael Jackson again defies reality by releasing an album of new songs 18 months after his death
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DAVID LYNCH TAKES PART IN LIVE TWITTER INTERVIEW!
Weirdo film director David Lynch took part in a live interview on twitter earlier. I only picked up the answers though….
