Hello Kitty Hope To Get Asian Women Drinking With Brand New Beer
It’s cute. It’s cuddly. It’s charming – and now it’s going to be frothy, bubbly and refreshing fun for all the family – Hello Kitty have released a beer.
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I Was Skint So Decided To Pimp Out My Cat For Some Quick Cash
After a very heavy weekend of pissing my wages up the wall, I wandered round my room eyeing up potential goodies I could list on eBay to keep me in Super Noodles for the rest of the month.
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Nothing Is Boring #1: The Spud
From prehistoric Peru to a Great British genocide, the humble spud has come a long way for a pale, tasteless blob.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football One Month Down
Liverpool are some how top. Chelsea can’t buy a win. Spurs say bye bye to Bale. Jonjo Shelvey is a fucking clown. Eto’o is old and shit. Man Utd still know how to win.
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Massive Prehistoric Insects Were Horrific Looking
Insects grew to fiendish sizes millions of years ago. Thankfully they’ve stopped all that nonsense now. Take a look at the buggers though…. terrifying.
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Coca-Cola Apologises For Printing ‘YOU RETARD’ On Bottle Cap
Ever the bad boys of global capitalism, Coca-Cola have been forced to apologise for printing ‘YOU RETARD’ on the cap of a Vitamin Water bottle.
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Hiroshi Yamauchi Dies Aged 85; Here’s Why He Was Totally Awesome
Sick Chirpse pours one into the ground for the legendary former Nintendo president, without whom video gaming as we now know it would probably not exist.
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Teenager Arrested For Stealing Dwarf Porn
When it was on, I used to watch The Bill. Not once were they ever after someone who liked to steal dwarf porn and then burn the place to the ground.
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Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Jeff Wagner’s Refreshing Campaign Video
A Minneapolis mayoral candidate has released a refreshingly honest campaign video.
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“Diana” Princess Of Wales Film Biopic To Focus Solely On Car Crash
Princess Diana’s final 2-minutes of life as never before seen, up-close and in HD.
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Awesome Photos From Russia With Love #10
Back with number 10. More retarded Russian photos than you could shake a salami at. Sit back and drink it in.
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Manu Tuilagi Sort Of Burns David Cameron
The British and Irish Lions visited 10 Downing Street recently and one of the players has caused some rather tepid controversy.
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So Solid Crew Are So Back
Just when you thought that your life lacked meaning, like things weren’t going your way…2001 garage heavyweights So Solid Crew are back. Big.
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19 Incredible Food Lovers’ Tattoos
19 of the Best food tattoos – What would possess you to get your favourite food inked onto your body forever?
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Oh Christ, Jeremy Clarkson Wants To Get Into Politics
The idiot can’t even get the constituency right.
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Surprisingly Savage Sexism In Saudi Arabia
The Middle East isn’t exactly legendary for it’s stance on equality, but Saudi are the worst of the worst.
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A Sickening Glimpse Into The Sadistic World Of Chinese Prisons
I guess it’s no surprise that the inside of a Chinese prison isn’t where you want to be chilling out. But in case you weren’t sure…. read on.
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New and Suitably Offensive Racial Slurs For White People
Until now, despite white people being responsible for the globe’s woes, there were no racial slurs that could wound them
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Whisper: The Lamest Thing on The Entire Internet
Whisper completely sucks balls and here’s why.
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Underrated Rappers You Need To Know About: Denzel Curry
Next in series it’s the turn of Miami native Denzel ‘Aquarius’ Curry. I hope you’ve already heard of him, but have no fear if you haven’t.
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Medieval Torture & Slaughter: The ‘How To’ Guide
Medieval Torture: Everyone’s heard of the rack and being hung draw and quartered. Here’s a few torture methods I’d not heard of before. Choke pear anyone?
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Good Will Hunting Remastered – Featuring Ben Affleck As Batman
The haters seem to have a lot to say about the casting of Ben Affleck as Batman. Even if the film is terrible it will have one shining light: this remastering of “Good Will Hunting”.
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Binary Reviews: The Goonies
It’s The Goonies’ turn to be subjected to a Binary Review. What’s in store for the treasure-hunting kids? Do they get a 0 or a 1?
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The Most Epic Customer Service Meltdown Ever
One unhappy camper unleashes eight minutes or so of sheer molten fury in this Homeric odyssey of frustration.
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Smells Like Hadouken: Street Fighter Goes Grunge
An artist has mixed two things that may be a big part of your teenage years and fortunately he hasn’t ruined them. Just imagine Courtney Love threatening to crush you. I mean, it could happen.
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Bay Area Rapper Gets Robbed And Assaulted At Gunpoint (Video)
Rapper Messy Marv becomes the victim of a brutal gunpoint robbery after one of his shows, watch the video here.
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Voyager-1 Enters Interstellar Space
In 1977, NASA launched Voyager I. Now, it has become the first ever man-made object to leave our solar system.
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AT&T Uses 9/11 To Promote Smartphone
American telecoms giant AT&T decided to post a Twitter image on the anniversary of 9/11 – a decision that backfired enormously.
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Phonebloks: The Next Step For Smartphones?
Already sick of all the debates over the new iPhone? Don’t worry because different phone brands could become a thing of the past with Phonebloks.
