Couple Charged With Abandoning 9 Year Old Daughter Claim She’s A 22 Year Old Conwoman With Dwarfism
Didn’t see that one coming.
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Florida Man Vandalises 20 Cars Because Donald Trump Owes Him One TRILLION Dollars
Donald Trump owes this man $1 trillion.
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A Florida Man Met Another Man On A Castration Fetish Website And Let Him Cut His Dick Off
Florida man excels himself.
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This New Documentary About Wrinkles The Clown Looks Scarier Than IT
Truly terrifying.
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Woman Downs Two Beers Then Beats The Crap Out Of Boyfriend For Saying She Drinks Too Much
“She Stone Cold Steve Austin’ed my ass”
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Florida Man Arrested After Being Found In Possession Of Donald Trump Ecstasy Pills
Party like the President.
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Man Threatens To Kill Friend With Crossbow Over $10,000 Flat Earth Bet
Bizarrely it wasn’t the Flat Earther.
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Watch This Florida Man Drive A Golf Cart Through Walmart And Hit A Bunch Of People
He also asked to speak to the manager.
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Five Guys Arrested For Fighting At Five Guys
The perfect story in the perfect location (guess where).
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Dad Of The Year Arrested After Throwing 5-Year-Old Into Ocean To ‘Teach Him How To Swim’
He claims he was just being an awesome dad.
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Florida Man Follows Homeless Man With Sign To Ensure He Doesn’t Get Any Money
‘“I offered him $15.00 an hour to do yard work for me and he refused. If we as a community stop paying them, they will leave our neighborhood!’
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Florida Man Used Scissors To Cut Off The Penis Of Wife’s Lover And Steal It
He refuses to tell police what he did with it.
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Florida Woman Facing Felony Charges For Spitting And Urinating In Ice Cream
When a sentence starts with Florida man (or in this…
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This Woman Tipped A Waitress $5000 On Her Boyfriend’s Credit Card After They Had An Argument
The most passive aggressive girlfriend move ever.
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A 63 Year Old Florida Man Danced Naked In A McDonalds And Tried To Have Sex With A Railing
Another day in Florida.
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Florida Just Passed A Law Allowing Paramedics To Carry Guns
Just incase their patients weren’t sick enough.
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Florida Man Gets 18 Years After Earning Millions Of Dollars Pretending To Be A Saudi Sultan
His ruse fell apart when a victim saw him eating pork, which is prohibited in Islam.
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Florida Woman Arrested For Spanking Her Stepson (He’s 26)
That’s embarrassing.
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South Carolina Is Considering Introducing Execution By Firing Squad
Trump’s America.
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