Florida Man Breaks Into 65-Year-Old Man’s House And Get His Face Completely Rearranged
Serves him right.
“I’m Olaf and I like warm hugs”
She’s had a nightmare there.
Why do people hate e-scooters so much?
Did the tomatoes contain meth?
Didn’t see that one coming.
Donald Trump owes this man $1 trillion.
Florida man excels himself.
“She Stone Cold Steve Austin’ed my ass”
Party like the President.
Bizarrely it wasn’t the Flat Earther.
He also asked to speak to the manager.
The perfect story in the perfect location (guess where).
He claims he was just being an awesome dad.
‘“I offered him $15.00 an hour to do yard work for me and he refused. If we as a community stop paying them, they will leave our neighborhood!’
He refuses to tell police what he did with it.
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The most passive aggressive girlfriend move ever.
Another day in Florida.