An Australian man stuck a fork down his urethra in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Check out how far he got it.
Man Sticks Fork Up His Jap’s Eye In Pursuit Of Sexual Gratification Read More »
Kevin Smiths latest film is based on a creepy Gumtree post about someone wearing a walrus suit and acting like a walrus instead of having to pay rent.
Kevin Smith’s Latest Film Is Inspired By A Gumtree Advert Read More »
Finding it hard to wrap your head around the economic crisis? This Irish man explains it perfectly.
The Economic Crisis Explained By An Irish Man Read More »
Dolphins are attacking humans more and more regularly, are we witnessing an uprising from our bottle nosed friends?
Dolphins Are Rising Up Against Humanity Read More »
It’s World Cat Day. What better way to celebrate than with hapless felines looking a bit puzzled as they are dressed up as a popular Oriental foodstuff?
Sushi Cats Make The Internet Explode Read More »
Learn how to dance at a rave, with Leroy, a man from Sweden who is off his head.
How To Dance At A Rave Read More »
I didn’t really think Pirlo and Balotelli would be the best of friends but apparently they like to hang out in some weird gallery and listen to each other play piano.
Mario Balotelli Plays Italian National Anthem On Piano For Andrea Pirlo Read More »
Graceland is soon to be on the market and Kanye West wants to buy.
Kanye West Wants To Buy Graceland Read More »
Rod Scarth isn’t your average hypnotist, but he will give you the best orgasm of your life.
Rod Scarth: Orgasm Hypnotist Extraordinaire Read More »
This video might just be the creepiest thing on the internet. If you’re alone, turn the lights on and lock the doors. Oh, and grab some Nytol.
Is This The Creepiest Short Film On The Internet? Read More »
Why do Hollywood cast whiteys to play non-Caucasian roles? It don’t make no mother fuck sense. Here’s a list of the ten worst whitewashes in Hollywood history. The Last Of The Racebenders.
Another look at Japan’s crazy advertising culture, featuring Tommy Lee Jones!
More Crazy Adverts From Japan Featuring Tommy Lee Jones Read More »
Watch the KKK’s online talk show, hosted by and aimed at kids.
The KKK Are Broadcasting A Children’s Show With The Catchphase ‘Be White And Proud’ Read More »
What is air sex exactly? Jam Out With Your Clam Out was a worthy winner of the 2013 Air Sex Championships in New York this week.
Jam Out With Your Clam Out Wins The 2013 Air Sex Championships Read More »
We’ve all heard about disgusting movies before from a weird mate of ours and now Sick Chirpse has compiled a list of ten films that will make you lose faith in life itself.
10 Films That Will Make You Lose Faith In Life Itself Read More »
I have seen some pretty weird stuff on Gumtree but this might just take the proverbial. A person, gender and age unknown who claims to have spent 3 years living alone on St Lawrence Island (a sparsely inhabited island in the Arctic ocean, part of Alaska but closer to Siberia) wants a lodger who will dress up as a walrus because they are missing their walrus friend ‘Gregory’.
Walrus Lodger Requested On Brighton Gumtree Read More »
Necropants are ancient Icelandic trousers made from human skin thought to bring great fortune on the wearer
Necropants – The Creepiest Lucky Charm Ever? Read More »
I’ve received a lot of weird and unwelcome shit in the post, but a dildo calling me a dick would definitely top all of them.
Guy Receives ‘Threatening Dildo’ After Run-In With Tractor Supply Company Read More »
The Atherstone ball game is one of the oldest traditions in the country and basically involves a whole town’s worth of people kicking the living shit out of each other so they can hold onto some giant leather ball.
Atherstone Ball Game Read More »
Think I’d feel a bit more at ease with a giant bumble-bee toy pulsating on my throat than sex toy in all honesty. Though David Ley is vehemently regarded as an absolute professional as well as being highly trusted by senior members of the University.
Vocal Coach Starts Using Sex Toys To Relax Student’s Throats Read More »
People love sex, people love food, so what better way to get the pork sword ready than by eating some nasty shit?
Whack Aphrodisiacs Read More »
BZS takes us around a Serbian Gun Range/ Rock Club. Part 2 of a Series on Belgrade.
The Serbian Rock Club That’s Also A Gun Range Read More »
This woman is a weird beast and shows us all how to do it properly. She’s addicted to eating deodorant and eats up to 15 sticks of the stuff every month.
Meet The Woman Who’s Addicted To Eating Deodorant Read More »
BZS introduces us to a few things Serbians love to eat and drink. Part 1 of a Series on Belgrade.
Driving licence photos are notoriously sketchy but can you imagine what the King of Pop’s last submission would have looked like? Well wonder no more because we’ve got it right here for you.
Michael Jackson’s Final Driving Licence Photo Read More »
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing Read More »
Staring can be pretty confrontational and weird at the best of times, but this guy is better than the best of times and lays the staring world to waste.
Video Of Guy Staring At Random People Is Hilariously Awkward Read More »
Pizza Hut launch brand new perfume called Eau De Pizza Hut. Limited edition 110 bottles made available for fans who win their online Facebook competition. What is wrong with people?
Pizza Hut Launch Brand New Perfume – Eau De Pizza Hut Read More »
Brazilian prisoner is too fat to escape prison and the dumb fvck gets caught in a wall.
Brazilian Prisoner Too Fat To Escape Read More »
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