Carlton Cole Absolutely Schools Twitter Troll
People have often wondered just what the point of Carlton Cole is, well with this ruthless putdown of a Twitter troll he’s justified his whole existence in less than 140 characters.
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New York City Couple Break Up On Roof; Guy Live Tweets Everything
Obviously when you hear two people having a very loud and public breakup then you should immediately livetweet exactly what is happening.
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Russell Brand Banned From Entering South Africa
Russell Brand was at the airport all ready to go to South Africa but there was a little problem – turns out he’s banned from the country.
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Newcastle Centre Half Steven Taylor Posts Racist Tweet Directed At Teammates
When will footballers learn to not be stupid and to not post racist remarks on Twitter? Hopefully never.
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Justin Bieber Pisses Everyone In Argentina Off By Stamping On Their Flag
This is possibly the dumbest of a long list of dumb incidents that have taken place on Justin Bieber’s South American tour.
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New Zealand’s Roast Busters Enjoy Rape Without Prosecution
A group of Auckland teens have been intoxicating underage girls, raping them, and boasting via social media under the moniker Roast Busters.
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Richard Dawkins Declares Victory For Bin Laden After Airport Honey Incident
Jobsworths awaken the rage of the famed atheist, who in turn hails the achievements of a dead person.
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Dizzee Rascal In Foul Mouthed Twitter Meltdown At Radio 1
Late last night, Dizzee Rascal got very angry with Radio One and decided to air his grievances via Twitter.
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Drunk French Teenagers Kidnap Llama And Take Him On Subway
You haven’t really partied until you’ve kidnapped a llama and taken him on a train with you.
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Stranger Exposes Random Cheating Dude By Tweeting His Photo, Noel Clarke Gets Involved
A guy on Twitter has just baited up this man massively by tweeting a picture of him after he heard him bragging about cheating on his girlfriend.
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Tory MP Calls Russell Brand A Twat Following Newsnight Interview
Following his almost legendary Newsnight interview last week, a Tory politician has come out and called Russell Brand a twat live on air. Find out what he said here.
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Harry Redknapp’s Twitter Q&A Predictably Trolled
Whoever at QPR thought it was a good idea for Harry Redknapp to do a Twitter Q & A session is obviously a complete moron.
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Is Wiley Having A Movie Made About His Life?
Is Wiley having a movie made about his life? It appears he and Adam Deacon may be cooking something up – would you watch it?
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Justin Bieber Visits Strip Club; Stripper Live Tweets What Went Down
What were you up to on Saturday night? Justin Bieber was at a strip club and luckily for us, the stripper decided to live tweet about her experience with him.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Might Want To Get Someone To Write His Tweets For Him
Cristiano Ronaldo might want to get someone to help him with his Tweets after this clanger he just dropped.
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Ryanair Boss Michael O’Leary Demonstrates How Not To Run A Twitter Q&A Session
Michael O’Leary started his Q & A session with a spectacularly sexist comment and proceeded to engage in even worse banter for the next hour.
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There’s A Weed Fairy In Brooklyn Giving Out Free Bud
Someone’s been going around Brooklyn in New York and leaving inspiration posters with free buds of weed attached to them. Who is this benevolent soul?
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Jaden Smith’s Twitter Feed Is Completely Insane
The tweets of a 15 year old kid probably shouldn’t be taken too seriously, but Jaden Smith’s really are completely weird and bizarre.
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Rihanna Gets Another Thai Man Arrested, This Time Via Tweet
Yet another man has been arrested in Thailand thanks to Rihanna’s inability to do anything out there without tweeting about it.
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Tyson Fury Loses It On Twitter, Calls Out David Haye, Lennox Lewis
Tyson Fury has gone into meltdown on Twitter, going into a homophobic rant and launching attacks on David Haye and Lennox Lewis.
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Investors Mistake Tweeter For Twitter, Boost Company’s Stock Price 1,800%
A down-on-its-luck company called Tweeter has received an unexpected boost after investors mistook it for Twitter.
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Is Burger King Changing Its Name To Fries King?
In order to promote its new healthier ‘Satisfries,’ Burger King appears to have changed its name to Fries King. Or has it?
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New South Park Series To Premier Tonight
South Park is back tonight after a one year hiatus for the start of its 17th season, in an episode which sees Cartman infiltrate the NSA.
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Wilfried Zaha Dropped For Being Caught In Bed With David Moyes Daughter
One of the more puzzling aspects of Manchester United’s season is how they’ve pretty much ignored young hotshot Wilfried Zaha, despite their other wide players being crap. Could this be the reason for his non appearances?
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Kanye West Goes Crazy At Jimmy Kimmel On Twitter
Kanye West wasn’t too happy with the spoof Jimmy Kimmel did of his Zane Lowe interview, so he went crazy on Twitter.
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Thierry Henry’s Goal Celebration Starts Online Meme/Trend: Henrying
Thierry Henry’s recent nonchalant goal celebration for the New York Red Bulls has started a new online trend – Henrying.
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Rihanna Instagram Pics Get Two Men Arrested
One of these pics from Rihanna’s Instagram account is responsible for the arrest of two men in Thailand who police say should have stopped the singer taking the snap.
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Online Paedophile Hunting Gangs Are Beefing With Each Other
We covered Stinson Hunter and his anti paedophile vigilante movements on Monday, but it turns out there are more anti paedophile groups in the UK – and they don’t seem to like each other.
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First Indian American Woman Crowned ‘Miss America’; Called A Terrorist
Clearly a lot of people in America still live in the stone age because people weren’t happy that the new Miss America was of Indian descent and boy did they let Twitter know about it.
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Obsessed One Direction Fan Kills Pet Dog After Her Tweet Goes Unanswered
A crazed One Directioner claims to have broken her dog’s neck because her tweets to the band went unanswered.
