The announcement nobody saw coming.
Who thought this was a good idea?
Turns out she doesn't enjoy having her hymen checked every year.
Great start to the campaign.
'Fucking hell these politicians are actual aliens.'
He said it was the dumbest thing he had ever done.
He's suing him for $100 million.
Comic Sans? Really?
Looks like Jeff Goldblum is cancelled.
Those are the facts.
She's saying she's never talked to the press about Coleen Rooney ever.
You couldn't make this up.
You've got to love the internet.
Probably the right call.
You're not ready for the stupidity within.
This would explain Tottenham's shitty start to the season.
It will cost £4.99.
Apparently she's being represented by Cherie Blair.
And you think London's expensive.
By order of the Peaky Blinders.
No judgement here.
'It was more like bean juice.'
Below the belt.