Asylum Seeker Asks Shoppers In Tesco If They’re English Before Stabbing Them NEWS / By timw_brap Welcome to England.
An Online Prankster Is Swapping Veggie Lasagna Labels For Meat Lasagna Labels FOOD / By timw_brap Is this funny?
Someone Ordered Eggs Benedict At Tesco In Wigan And It Looked Like This FOOD / By timw_brap That’s not so good.
This Man Reckons He Found A Cat Anus In His £1.50 Tesco Tinned Beef Curry NEWS / By timw_brap Looks delicious.
Tesco Is Selling One Litre Bottles Of Jack Daniel’s For Just £18 NEWS / By timw_brap Merry Christmas.
This Tesco Shelf Stacker Made £14.5 Million In One Year After Quitting His Job NEWS / By timw_brap Guess how?
Woman Goes Viral After Wearing Flesh Coloured Leggings To The Supermarket NEWS / By timw_brap What the heck?
Tesco’s Have Released Crisps That Are So Spicy You Need To Wear Gloves FOOD / By timw_brap Hot stuff.
Asian Couple Victims Of ‘Racist Police Attack’ After Tesco Refused To Sell Them Fifty Bottles Of Water CHIRPSES / By timw_brap This is a weird one.
Tesco Is Opening A New Bargain Supermarket Called Jack’s To Rival Aldi And Lidl NEWS / By timw_brap Supermarket wars.
Aldi’s Big Daddy Steak Is Returning Just In Time For The Bank Holiday FOOD / By timw_brap You’ve gotta be quick.
Tesco Is Launching A Plant Based Vegan Steak That Is ‘Indistinguishable From Real Steak’ FOOD / By timw_brap Believe it when I see it.
Viagra Is Now Available Over The Counter At Morrisons, ASDA, Superdrug And Tesco NEWS / By timw_brap What a day.
Watch This Kid Throw A Trolley Onto A Busy Dual Carriageway From An Overpass VIDEOS / By timw_brap Police are searching for the idiot.
Tesco Is Going To Stop Selling Heineken, Tiger, Sol, Amstel And Other Beer Brands FOOD / By timw_brap Guess why?
Mulled Wine Scented Bog Roll Is The Rank New Festive Creation From Tesco NOT THE NEWS / By Billy Bronson Even your toilet breaks can be festive.
Charlie Brooker Predicted The Marmite Shortage In His New Series Of ‘Black Mirror’ TV / By MF Jones How does he do it?
Man Punches Five-Day-Old Baby In The Face After Mistaking It For Doll In Tesco NOT THE NEWS / By MF Jones ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There’s Now A Facebook Group Dedicated To Rating Your Shitty Meal Deal Combos FOOD, INTERVIEWS / By Hatti Rex Egg and cress sandwiches can do one.