An essential purchase.
Not your regular shopping trip.
Best news ever.
Nowhere is safe.
There's a slight hitch though.
Pizza for dessert.
Have a tipple with your ripple.
There's curiosity and then there's straight up depravity.
Be kind, rewind.
That’s gonna cost him.
You call that a sword?
When you get that urge.
Fighting for a real cause.
It all works through an app.
When your own dogs thinks you're a twat, it's game over.
There's a new budget shopping store in town.
When you gotta go, you really gotta go.
Taking getting stoned on the job to a whole new level.
To be fair it is pretty annoying.
Don't ever do this.
Another one of life's problems has just been solved.
Employee of the month for sure.