Whatever you say about a dildo, you’ve got to admit that it can probably make a pretty useful weapon when you’re defending yourself.
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I’m not sure if I would want to test a dildo out as a weapon if I was confronted by an armed robber though, but two sex shop workers in San Bernardino had no such qualms. The robber comes up to the counter in the store pointing a gun at both of them, and when he tries to grab one of them they both start screaming at him. Miraculously, he backs away and when they start hurling dildos at him he legs it out of the shop.
Must be troubled by his sexuality or something – you can check out the security camera footage below:
— Rob McMillan (@abc7robmcmillan) December 15, 2016
What an absolute pussy. One of the women who chased him off was named Amy and she said the following:
I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us. But then I saw the gun and I was like, really? I don’t have time for this.
I think he was a coward. Coming in and trying to get over on two females and not realising that we’re pretty feisty.
Lol what? You see a gun and your first reaction is “I don’t have time for this.” Remind me never to hang out with this woman, she sounds like she would be super hard work.
For more sex toys, check out this gun specifically built to fire dildos at people. Probably would have been pretty useful in that situation.