The breakages are conducive with strangulation.
Ready for your facial?
He's already fathered 18 children.
Finally paying off for gingers.
Just call him stud.
He doesn't even charge a fee - his only goal is to help people.
Tests have proven successful.
His nickname is Mr Sperminator.
The results are startling – and almost instant.
It's a hard life isn't it Mohammad.
Of course it does.
This guy has some serious explaining to do.
It can happen.
The boy with the magical spooge.
This takes disgusting to another level.
Of course there's a catch.
You better warn your buddies right now.
All you guys that failed your GCSEs have got shitty swimmers, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Revenge is a dish best served with semen replacing cream apparently.
German Ed Houben considers himself something of a sperm donor, except instead of donating sperm to the sperm bank he knocks women...
A teenage girl in the small African nation of Lesotho became unexpectedly pregnant after a knife fight. Is it the virgin birth...
We'll give you a clue - the father isn't Michael Jackson.
Wow. You can't really say much else with a headline like that, except maybe that these two probably deserve each other for...
Well, when you're travelling to Young Boys' ground and it's called the Wankdorf Stadium it would probably be rude not to, right?