What a hero.
FFS.
Ouch.
Good for him.
Still crazy after all these years.
Looks great.
The breakages are conducive with strangulation.
Goals.
Ready for your facial?
He's already fathered 18 children.
Finally paying off for gingers.
Cry baby.
Just call him stud.
He doesn't even charge a fee - his only goal is to help people.
Tests have proven successful.
His nickname is Mr Sperminator.
The surrogate.
The results are startling – and almost instant.
It's a hard life isn't it Mohammad.
Of course it does.
Whoops.
This guy has some serious explaining to do.
It can happen.
Be careful.
The boy with the magical spooge.
This takes disgusting to another level.
Of course there's a catch.
Whoops.
You better warn your buddies right now.
All you guys that failed your GCSEs have got shitty swimmers, and there's nothing you can do about it.