Nobody likes getting old and everyone is looking for a way to reverse that process, but I’m not sure if everyone out there is going to be that down with celebrity beauty experts Chelsee Lewis’s new technique of using a sperm face mask to halt the progress of the years.
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Incredibly, this method actually does involve using your partner’s cum and rubbing it all over your face, rather than just buying some pre made gel with random sperm in it from your local pharmacy – although this may be an option one day. Chelsee explains:
It’s one of the best ways to boost oxygen and improve circulation to the skin, which will give you an immediate glow.
Sexual intercourse helps the stress hormone but also helps to balance the hormones and improve collagen production. But you can go one step further with a sperm mask. Yes, you heard right!
Using your partner’s sperm as a mask is full of a compound called spermine, which is an antioxidant which can help reduce wrinkles, smooth the skin, prevent acne or spots and give you overall healthy-looking skin.
So there you have it, not only is it kinda dirty and hot to come in your partner’s face when you’re ejaculating, it’ll also help them stay young and look good if they decide to rub it into their pores afterwards. And let’s face it, pretty much everyone out there is clinging on to their youth so it’s going to benefit everyone involved when you do that. It’s a win-win situation for everyone. You can thank me later.
For more tips on staying young, check out what Sandra Bullock is doing. It’s really weird.