Man Dies At Sperm Bank After Wanking Too Much
You better warn your buddies right now.
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Apparently The ‘Quality’ Of A Man’s Sperm Is Dependent On His Intelligence
All you guys that failed your GCSEs have got shitty swimmers, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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High School Girl Feeds Her Bullies Semen Filled Cream Cakes
Revenge is a dish best served with semen replacing cream apparently.
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This Man Has Fathered 98 Kids And He’s Not Finished Yet
German Ed Houben considers himself something of a sperm donor, except instead of donating sperm to the sperm bank he knocks women up the “traditional wayâ€.
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Girl With No Vagina Becomes Pregnant After Three-Way Knife Fight
A teenage girl in the small African nation of Lesotho became unexpectedly pregnant after a knife fight. Is it the virgin birth all over again?
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The Parentage Of Michael Jackson’s ‘Children’ Finally Revealed
We’ll give you a clue – the father isn’t Michael Jackson.
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Chinese Student Sends Bottle Of Sperm To Love Interest; She Ends Up Using It As Moisturiser
Wow. You can’t really say much else with a headline like that, except maybe that these two probably deserve each other for being two of the dumbest human beings on the planet.
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The Swiss Football League Is Back! Away Fans Travel To Match Dressed As Giant Dick And Sperm
Well, when you’re travelling to Young Boys’ ground and it’s called the Wankdorf Stadium it would probably be rude not to, right?
