FOOTBALL TIPS: Wednesday Night Wild Card — Premiership Accumulator
This time last week we turned £30 into £250 with our football betting tips? Are you gonna put your money where our mouth is? Here’s the Wednesday night wildcard accumulator.
This time last week we turned £30 into £250 with our football betting tips? Are you gonna put your money where our mouth is? Here’s the Wednesday night wildcard accumulator.
Usain Bolt is being handed the chance to play for Manchester United. But can the World’s Fastest Man hack it at the top level?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
Europa League Semi-Finalists Benfica leave the world of football salavating after they score what can only be described as a sublime team goal. Portuguese tekkers.
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th …
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Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy Townsend to promote the competition. Pathetic.
Norwich win again – what? Michu doesn’t score – what? QPR win – what? Liverpool lose at home – that’s more like it. This is the weekend round up of all thing’s football.
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
Man Utd and Man City prove they are the comeback kings. QPR lose again. Arteta admits defeat in terms of trophy winning potential. Berba repping again. Weekend round up of the Prem.
New Zealand Prime Minisiter John Key takes some time out of his busy schedule of promoting the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy to have a jibe at God of football, David Beckham.
RVP put Arsenal back in their box. Rooney forgot how to take a penalty. Fellaini was repping it. Tottenham’s asses dropped out. Mark Hughes’ QPR still haven’t won. At least Clattenburg didn’t ref this week.
Rooney bangs goals in at each end. Mata wipes the floor with the Yids. Arsenal forget how shit Norwich are and let them win. Mark Noble bends over and shits out two goals.
Chris Kirkland lets in a goal and is rewarded by getting dropped by a dirty Leeds hooligan. Mama said knock you out.
Suarez gets shot by a sniper. Chelsea still top. Mark Hughes pretty much sacked. Reading still can’t win. Michu gets another fvcking goal. Week 7 of the SickChirpse fantasy football league.