This time last week we turned £30 into £250 with our football betting tips? Are you gonna put your money where our...
Fulham win away. Spurs win without Bale. Arsenal don't know what they're doing. RVP still know. Football is back and so is...
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Competition is back for the 2013/14 season. Click and find out how you can win goody bags...
Usain Bolt is being handed the chance to play for Manchester United. But can the World's Fastest Man hack it at the...
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free...
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs' asses drop out....
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
Europa League Semi-Finalists Benfica leave the world of football salavating after they score what can only be described as a sublime team...
Fulham win away? Bale's hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for...
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League...
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all - Downing scored. Fuck off....
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that...
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City's title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez,...
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is...
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don't Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn't allowed to...
If your club doesn't want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week - what do you do? You...
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy...
Norwich win again - what? Michu doesn't score - what? QPR win - what? Liverpool lose at home - that's more like...
QPR still haven't won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart's ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week...
QPR still haven't won. Rafa still hasn't won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup...
No one got the sack this week. Southampton's Goalie has a 'mare. Rafa doesn't want Chelsea to score. If your club is...
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren't shit. QPR are still shit. The...
The worst free kick in the history of football. Ever.
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the...
Man Utd and Man City prove they are the comeback kings. QPR lose again. Arteta admits defeat in terms of trophy winning...
New Zealand Prime Minisiter John Key takes some time out of his busy schedule of promoting the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy...
RVP put Arsenal back in their box. Rooney forgot how to take a penalty. Fellaini was repping it. Tottenham's asses dropped out....
Rooney bangs goals in at each end. Mata wipes the floor with the Yids. Arsenal forget how shit Norwich are and let...
Chris Kirkland lets in a goal and is rewarded by getting dropped by a dirty Leeds hooligan. Mama said knock you out.
Suarez gets shot by a sniper. Chelsea still top. Mark Hughes pretty much sacked. Reading still can't win. Michu gets another fvcking...