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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Christmas Roundup

So it’s been an absolute age since we updated you on how the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League is going – in fact we haven’t done an update since Week 17 which was the last time my team did any good to be honest – not that this is the reason. Anyway over the Christmas period there have been a couple of turn ups for the books as well as a couple of teams being brought back down to Earth.

Villa have gone from the dizzy heights of people actually saying that they could stay up to losing 8-0 to Chelsea, 4-0 to Spurs and 3-0 to Wigan. QPR have managed to lose 3-0 at home to Liverpool then beat Chelsea 1-0 a week later but the big story of the Winter break is that Man Utd have gone through it almost unscathed as they sit pretty 7 points clear of Manchester City.

A couple of teams have recorded an absolute landslide of points in the period of week 18 to week 22 and there has been an almighty shift in power at the top of the league. The week leaders looked like this – Week 18 seen Luke Wyborn bag himself 62 points, Week 19 went the way of Peter Jones’ Joner with 83 points, Drew Walsh’s Real SocieLAD bagged 98 in week 20, Dan Filer’s ClubTropicanaDrinksFC rolled out with 105 in week 21 but were joined by Jack Hopwood’s FC Kaiser on 105, and last week Peter Jones’ Joner clocked in another high scoring 68 to take him within touching distance of the top three in 4th place.

Double props going the way of Jones as well as he got himself the Manager Of The Month for December managing to beat little old me in second place, wanker.

Back to basics – here’s the results from the weekend:

Sat 12 Jan 2013 – Premier League

Sun 13 Jan 2013 – Premier League

XMAS BIT HITTERS:

It’s been a pretty productive couple of weeks for Super Frank as he has taken himself from the depths of no contract hell at Stamford Bridge to guaranteeing more than a few fans wanting to snap him up for their club when June comes along. With 5 goals in his last 5 games for Chelsea as well as now being Chelsea official second highest scorer ever with 193 goals you can pretty be sure that he is in for a great season so it might be time to get him in. Theo has found himself knocking together a swift 47 points in the last 6 week period not  to mention hitting 23 of those in Week 20 against Newcastle. As predicted here on Sick Chirpse, Wenger has finally seen the light as he did with Thierry and RVP and has stuck little Theo up top. At a cheeky 4.3 million why is he not all ready in your team? Finally, the man, the myth, the legend, Robin Van Persie. The highest valued player in the league at 7 million in cold hard cash he has scored 62 points in the last 6 week period and is a cut above anyone else – basically if you don’t have him you won’t find yourself in the top 10 come the end of the season. Simple. The bloke just scores goals for fun.

XMAS BIG SHITTERS

Not for the first time and surely not for the last time we are going to have to single out Aston Villa Football Club as the big shitter of Xmas. Not since Week 5 have we bothered mention Aston Villa as it’s just boring as they are absolute shit but let’s have another pop at them. Since Week 17 they have only managed to win one game out of 7 and that was at home in the FA Cup to a Championship team, they also managed to let in 22 goals in those 7 games including an 8-0 spanking by Chelsea. Possibly the most embarrassing thing that has also had no effect on the fantasy football league was when they were beaten 3-1 by League Two Bradford. As we said  though – it isn’t funny talking about Villa is it so let’s have a quick chat about old John Walters who managed to prove that life isn’t always easy as a Premiership footballer as he took an unbeaten at home Stoke side and helped Chelsea wipe the floor with them. Two own goals, kicked the ball in his own face and missed a penalty that is still travelling somewhere over South America.

Here’s a video of John Walters’ ass dropping up massively – what a prat:

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Here’s what is coming up in the fantasy league world and don’t forget that the FA Cup counts towards your points folks:

Wed 16 Jan 2013 – FA Cup

  • Arsenal v Swansea 19:30
  • Man Utd v West Ham 20:05

Wed 16 Jan 2013 – Premier League

  • Chelsea v Southampton 19:45

Sat 19 Jan 2013 – Premier League

  • Liverpool v Norwich 15:00
  • Man City v Fulham 15:00
  • Newcastle v Reading 15:00
  • Swansea v Stoke 15:00
  • West Ham v QPR 15:00
  • Wigan v Sunderland 15:00
  • West Brom v Aston Villa 17:30

Sun 20 Jan 2013 – Premier League

  • Chelsea v Arsenal 13:30
  • Tottenham v Man Utd 16:00

Mon 21 Jan 2013 – Premier League

  • Southampton v Everton 20:00

Here is what the league looks like after the weekend’s fixtures then with Trem’s Trash making their way to the top for the first time…good luck chirpsers.

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League PIN: 8009937

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POS Manager Team name Total points Week pts Starting
XI pts
Starting
XI pos
Goals Goal Pos Overall Position
1 Shane Tremlin Trems Trash 949 62 717 107252 55 86948 18292
2 Tom Shipley Apocalypse Dudes 939 42 802 31495 69 8561 23189
2 Tom Sands Prison Break FC 939 31 773 52566 67 13915 23189
4 Peter Jones Joner 915 68 736 87315 56 79029 39022
5 Huw E Dynamo Kebab 911 45 715 109435 55 86948 42076
6 AlexanderMark Jones Dunblane Massacres 908 52 671 153724 65 21245 44570
7 David Williams Muffin stuffers 894 58 845 11889 60 48829 56679
8 Huw Barker HavantGotAClueVille 892 38 912 1446 62 36480 58480
9 Johnny Callow Room 362 882 46 782 45433 56 79029 68175
10 Drew Walsh Real SocieLAD 877 48 779 47720 54 95174 73161
11 Emma Craig The Only Way Is Emma 874 38 726 97785 53 103337 76168
12 Ryan Williams Dirty Buffalo 857 62 710 114667 52 111389 93394
13 Lee Walsh KeansaKunt 854 67 626 189925 61 42534 96471
14 Alex Prince Prince Boatengs 851 54 744 79300 57 71150 99530
15 Matthew Stewart FC Boosh 849 54 716 108347 56 79029 101530
16 Trevor Brenson RJBs XI 847 44 847 11280 48 142873 103454
17 Dave Ward Pimp My Side 846 48 767 57802 54 95174 104474
18 Gavin Rapaport Poo 843 43 737 86280 54 95174 107538
19 Robbie Atkinson diables Rouges 842 59 618 195053 53 103337 108555
20 Michael Magee Mickey T FC 836 26 849 10718 50 127347 114599
21 Nicky Greenhow Boomerwanger 835 53 594 207988 48 142873 115598
22 Bobby Peliza bObbyDazzlers 832 61 705 119837 51 119427 118540
22 Billy Mclean Barcemoaner 832 39 666 158354 59 55828 118540
24 Jeff Ingle Jeffentus 831 39 529 227314 55 86948 119552
25 Luke Skidmore bunchofslugs 830 39 736 87315 55 86948 120561
26 Ross Stearny stearnpots barmyarmy 826 39 744 79300 49 135204 124592
27 Dan Filer ClubTropicanaDrinkFC 821 44 810 26803 48 142873 129469
28 Anthony Ford 4 Dimensions 816 42 652 170467 45 164500 134161
29 Mark Endicott Real Madreadfull 810 54 576 215447 51 119427 139638
30 Redwan Elharrak Real Talk 809 39 809 27343 44 171139 140574
30 Ryan Addams Fish fillet 809 48 551 222757 49 135204 140574
32 James Martin Tourist Attraction 808 45 808 27967 50 127347 141487
33 Alex Taylor leave-my-arse-a-lona 805 32 634 184481 57 71150 144138
34 Jon McLeish Bayern Bru 804 42 727 96692 46 157581 144991
34 Martyn Aeissame Gratuitous FC 804 55 646 175386 47 150406 144991
36 Ross Williams Tepee Town FC 800 33 749 74342 48 142873 148452
36 Neil Williams Lumpers and Kickers 800 27 699 125978 49 135204 148452
38 Terry Buckingham Real Madras 798 35 700 124963 53 103337 150100
39 Louis Day Spews Stars 793 52 793 37473 50 127347 154195
39 David Hewitt football 793 40 731 92473 47 150406 154195
41 Max Sheppard Fred West Ham 792 58 648 173813 50 127347 155043
41 Shaun Williams The Galacticos 792 45 797 34773 41 189553 155043
43 Nikul Patani Brown Bear United 788 32 788 41046 53 103337 158264
44 Sam Lister inter thevan 783 52 721 102909 49 135204 162259
45 William Rowe Keefy’s Krunchers 780 32 746 77301 57 71150 164522
46 Ben Lawson spunkin FC 779 32 750 73397 45 164500 165306
47 Tim Williams TIMW_BRAP KILLAS 772 38 674 150871 51 119427 170337
48 Thomas Foley Unbelievable Crisps 764 42 671 153724 45 164500 175884
49 Blake Walton Walton Wonders 763 38 759 65028 43 177504 176527
50 Sam MartinRoss Martin-Boss 754 32 467 233691 50 127347 182256
51 Ashley Townsend 1 MANNING 1 CUP 750 42 481 232757 42 183665 184723
52 Aaron Hicks Proud’s Prodders 747 34 669 155578 41 189553 186580
53 Piers Dixon Dixon Balls FC 746 49 778 48525 37 210341 187177
54 Charlie Hey tiki taka jazz cats 742 25 742 81245 44 171139 189526
55 Toby Dennett Dennethinaikos 739 38 767 57802 34 223063 191261
56 John Twinn Pav FC 738 33 656 167185 45 164500 191863
57 Ben Rowland Atheist FC 735 38 611 199236 49 135204 193558
58 Richard Dulieu Dyslexic CF 734 27 734 89379 39 200457 194074
58 James Blundell Blundells boys 734 57 609 200361 47 150406 194074
60 smart les lemon peng-win 733 39 733 90386 41 189553 194617
61 Elliott Henderson Barsenal 731 19 664 160171 37 210341 195713
62 Danny Sharpe Team Sharpey 729 43 729 94561 44 171139 196749
63 Patrick Grayson real aycliffe 728 35 728 95606 43 177504 197275
64 Dean Webster Blues 727 48 698 127007 39 200457 197806
65 Daniel Ostridge Ajax Treesdown 724 23 737 86280 38 205566 199368
66 Anthony Ward Park Ji Wonders 716 39 659 164572 42 183665 203371
67 Luke Henderson Luke Ronald FC 706 38 628 188585 38 205566 208089
68 Luke Wyborn The Wombles 703 37 547 223715 43 177504 209457
69 Matt Morris Morris FC 700 21 700 124963 44 171139 210786
70 Christopher Davies T Dogg’s Ball Hoggs 696 46 595 207487 31 233310 212496
70 John Ryan Obi – 1 Kanobi – 0 696 38 696 128997 43 177504 212496
72 Mohamed Hussein Why Always Me FC 694 42 655 167990 33 226823 213343
73 Jamie Sadur Skid Mark 684 25 706 118766 32 230210 217309
74 Michael Sinfield FC Scorgasm 679 22 679 146048 41 189553 219162
75 Daniel Haviland Warriors 676 24 676 148930 27 243330 220284
76 Nick Randles Quallo 674 10 674 150871 29 238790 221023
77 Daniel Guy Dans witwickys 672 38 672 152699 29 238790 221728
78 Alex Crawshaw Crawshaw’s Commies 671 48 657 166370 41 189553 222069
78 Daniel Watson SirBobWouldBeProud 671 44 621 193156 30 236247 222069
80 John Hawkins Mmmmcustard 669 44 579 214335 40 195223 222735
81 James Roberts WOOPWOOP United 668 28 657 166370 23 249720 223066
82 Maxwell Hughes maxibon united 655 40 669 155578 34 223063 227333
83 Richard Gilbert Queefstars 653 29 653 169645 31 233310 227924
84 Nick Reid OnOne United 652 27 652 170467 32 230210 228229
85 Jack Hopwood FC Kaiser 637 27 647 174593 27 243330 232420
85 Christian Adofo The Mandem 637 34 637 182284 39 200457 232420
87 Nestor Schischka The Winning One 631 40 559 220636 24 248425 233922
87 Dave Bunker Team Bunker 631 40 503 230770 41 189553 233922
89 Steve French French FC 616 36 616 196224 26 245261 237368
90 Theodore Morgan DangALangTime 614 45 614 197480 38 205566 237799
91 Mark Guy butchys tanks 606 35 585 212008 34 223063 239371
92 James Tootill BigDonFC 604 39 613 198062 20 252773 239762
93 Josh Watkins bluesbrother 596 32 596 207000 24 248425 241172
94 Tomn Pitts Gareth Keenan Troops 591 27 591 209403 26 245261 242026
95 Wes Holden Green FC 589 23 589 210303 26 245261 242364
96 Craig Abbs Team abber 572 22 572 216760 26 245261 244838
97 David Armitage Real Betties 560 11 560 220356 29 238790 246294
98 Nick Bourne Greenham Royals 550 45 550 222996 26 245261 247357
99 Tyler Casey 50 Shades Of Goals 506 35 511 229867 15 255592 250915
100 Matthew Hurley 12fort 476 15 476 233119 28 241160 252429

 


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