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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 29 Roundup

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Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.

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We didn’t post an article for Week 28 so sorry about that, all you need to know is that Johnny Callow’s Room 362 had the best score of the week 64 but it still wasn’t enough to break him into the Top Ten again.

Week 29 was an absolute boss of a week with several teams racking up over 70/80 points with the midweek Chelsea fixture helping out a couple of teams. Shane Tremlin’s Trem’s Trash stay top of the pops with 76 points but are only 14 points clear of second place so it is all to play for. Billy McLean’s Barcemoaner rack of 81 points to put them up to 12th and within touching distance of that Top Ten place. David Williams’ Muffin Stuffers manage the second highest tally with 84 to keep him in the Top Ten and the top scorer of the week is AMJ‘s Dunblane Massacres with 90 points to put them into the second position.

Here’s the results from Week 28 & 29:

Sat 23 Feb 2013 – Premier League

Arsenal 2-1 Aston Villa
Norwich 2-1 Everton
QPR 0-2 Man Utd
Reading 0-3 Wigan
West Brom 2-1 Sunderland
Fulham 1-0 Stoke

Sun 24 Feb 2013 – Premier League

Man City 2 – 0 Chelsea FT
Newcastle 4-2 Southampton

Mon 25 Feb 2013 – Premier League

West Ham 2 – 3 Tottenham FT

“Fulham will beat Stoke 1-0. It will undoubtedly be shit.” And boy were we right, what a crap game. We said Arse would beat Villa, they did. Utd won as we said. We called Reading all wrong as Wigan do them 0-3 away. West Brom beat Sunderland. Shit game – was not so true as a well fought Baggies performance earns them a victory. Lukaku strikes again. No draw at the Etihad as City win 2-0.  We said it’d be high scoring at St James’ Park but we had no idea as Toon ran out 4-2 winners. West Ham’s assholes drop out and Spurs grind out a 1-2 win – close enough as it ended 2-3.

Sat 2 Mar 2013 – Premier League

Sun 3 Mar 2013 – Premier League

Mon 4 Mar 2013 – Premier League

We didn’t get chance to predict these results for you – but we would’ve got them all right. Standard.

BIG HITTERS

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Yeah, yeah, yeah…we’re getting sick of him too. If I don’t have to see the buck-tooth, apple through a letter box Liverpool douche bag again then I’ll be very happy – even  though he is in my team. Luis Suarez decided to turn up this week and bang in a hat-trick and a lovely little 17 points as Liverpool absolutely ruined Wigan. He now has 30 points in his last two games which is more than Fernando Torres has managed in the last ten games combined – which means you may want to join the 43.12% of fantasy football managers who have drafted him in. What a pleasure it is to see Kagawa return to the rich vein of goalscoring form that seen Fergie part with nearly £20 million for. He may not have had the greatest game ever but anyone who bangs a hat-trick in deserves to be in the big hitters, unless you’re Kone, fuck off Kone. Two good finishes and one finish so cool he had me sweating and I’m not a United fan by any means.

BIG SHITTERS

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I appreciate that this bloke isn’t actually a player so should maybe not make the BIG SHITTERS for this week but hear me out (or hear him out I suppose) as this is absolutely mental. I first seen this just before the Sunday derby between the two North London sides battling for 4th place, Spurs and Arsenal. This young gentleman, Scott Kiernan (I think that’s his name cos it’s uploaded by him on youtube) and his mate Bolly decided it would be a great idea to do an impromptu 3 minute 14 rap about why Arsenal were still the best team in London. I can’t even begin to describe how much of an absolute cunt this bloke is. If you can watch through the whole 3 minutes then you have got a stronger heart than me as I was dying watching it. It is probably even worst than that bloke that we did an article about a couple months ago where he couldn’t rap for shit. It is by far the worst internet video I’ve seen since Two Girls One Cup. MASSIVE SHITTER.

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Here’s the fixtures for Week 30:

Sat 9 Mar 2013 – Premier League

  • Norwich v Southampton 15:00
  • QPR v Sunderland 15:00
  • Reading v Aston Villa 15:00
  • West Brom v Swansea 15:00

Sat 9 Mar 2013 – FA Cup

  • Everton v Wigan 12:45
  • Man City v Barnsley 17:30

Sun 10 Mar 2013 – Premier League

  • Newcastle v Stoke 15:00
  • Liverpool v Tottenham 16:00

Sun 10 Mar 2013 – FA Cup

  • Millwall v Blackburn 14:00
  • Man Utd v Chelsea 16:30

Norwich try and return to winning ways with Pilks leading the line but Southampton prove too strong and bag an unexpected away win. QPR and Sunderland battle out a defensive 1-1 draw. Reading put a couple past Villa to sink them further into a pit of depression. Baggies are held to a draw by an in form Swansea team, hello Michu. The midday FA Cup fixture begins and ends with Everton dominating Wigan who snatch a goal back through the doucher Kone, 2-1 Everton. Man City smash Barnsley. Ouch. Newcastle beat Stoke 2-0. Liverpool return to being absolute shit as the Gareth Bale show continues. Millwall and Blackburn have a good pop, Blackburn go through. Man Utd beat Chelsea as the referee’s association feel that Nani shouldn’t have been sent off so United are owed a couple penalties at home.

Here’s how the league is looking Sick Chirpsers:

Super League Table

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POS Manager Team name Total points Week pts Starting
XI pts
Starting
XI pos
Goals Goal Pos Overall Position
1 Shane Tremlin Trems Trash 1305 72 1013 79135 76 101510 23234
2 AlexanderMark Jones Dunblane Massacres 1291 90 953 126185 94 15274 29338
3 Peter Jones Joner 1282 76 1005 85190 81 72766 33818
4 Tom Sands Prison Break FC 1280 77 1003 86733 93 18112 34872
5 Huw E Dynamo Kebab 1267 50 941 135422 81 72766 42055
6 Tom Shipley Apocalypse Dudes 1261 38 1114 21866 91 24639 45600
7 Ryan Williams Dirty Buffalo 1236 61 989 97705 78 90061 62018
8 Nicky Greenhow Boomerwanger 1228 70 841 198022 79 84160 67489
9 Emma Craig The Only Way Is Emma 1226 76 924 148312 75 107227 68911
10 David Williams Muffin stuffers 1214 84 1151 11237 79 84160 77405
11 Johnny Callow Room 362 1208 40 1051 52914 78 90061 81732
12 Billy Mclean Barcemoaner 1197 81 942 134707 85 51013 89820
13 Huw Barker HavantGotAClueVille 1196 60 1152 11025 80 78475 90548
14 Drew Walsh Real SocieLAD 1193 46 1093 30469 74 112986 92749
15 Gavin Rapaport Poo 1175 51 1010 81355 79 84160 105731
16 Matthew Stewart FC Boosh 1164 43 955 124564 78 90061 113540
16 Jeff Ingle Jeffentus 1164 60 742 225783 81 72766 113540
18 Lee Walsh KeansaKunt 1160 53 866 185857 78 90061 116286
19 Alex Prince Prince Boatengs 1155 73 1020 74126 78 90061 119676
20 Ross Stearny stearnpots barmyarmy 1153 79 992 95326 68 145438 121021
21 Robbie Atkinson diables Rouges 1148 60 814 208652 71 129562 124345
22 Alex Taylor leave-my-arse-a-lona 1143 59 831 202296 79 84160 127725
23 Bobby Peliza bObbyDazzlers 1141 63 958 122272 71 129562 129051
24 Dave Ward Pimp My Side 1126 67 989 97705 67 150533 138608
25 Ryan Addams Fish fillet 1123 69 726 227863 68 145438 140463
26 Terry Buckingham Real Madras 1118 62 934 140773 76 101510 143547
26 Tim Williams TIMW_BRAP KILLAS 1118 74 877 179530 77 95801 143547
26 Anthony Ford 4 Dimensions 1118 51 865 186393 61 178947 143547
26 Luke Skidmore bunchofslugs 1118 36 978 106415 75 107227 143547
26 Michael Magee Mickey T FC 1118 68 1151 11237 71 129562 143547
31 Nikul Patani Brown Bear United 1114 51 1114 21866 80 78475 145872
32 Trevor Brenson RJBs XI 1110 52 1110 23315 61 178947 148177
33 Shaun Williams The Galacticos 1108 60 1070 41788 63 170086 149404
34 Dan Filer ClubTropicanaDrinkFC 1105 44 1061 46902 67 150533 151047
34 Aaron Hicks Proud’s Prodders 1105 63 895 168236 70 134968 151047
36 Blake Walton Walton Wonders 1098 47 989 97705 64 165491 154971
37 Jon McLeish Bayern Bru 1097 55 1012 79869 66 155654 155522
38 James Martin Tourist Attraction 1095 47 1095 29569 73 118569 156586
39 Max Sheppard Fred West Ham 1094 63 887 173417 68 145438 157148
40 David Hewitt football 1092 42 963 118260 65 160635 158205
41 Redwan Elharrak Real Talk 1087 29 1087 33164 60 183248 160808
42 Ben Rowland Atheist FC 1080 83 901 164321 70 134968 164420
42 Neil Williams Lumpers and Kickers 1080 51 946 131731 69 140288 164420
44 Ross Williams Tepee Town FC 1069 40 1017 76219 62 174627 169891
45 Luke Wyborn The Wombles 1065 57 780 218573 66 155654 171884
46 Ben Lawson spunkin FC 1064 61 996 92241 63 170086 172338
47 Martyn Aeissame Gratuitous FC 1060 43 875 180695 57 195368 174193
48 John Twinn Pav FC 1057 56 882 176524 67 150533 175580
49 Sam Lister inter thevan 1047 55 931 143044 65 160635 180017
50 Elliott Henderson Barsenal 1039 64 936 139172 61 178947 183472
51 Louis Day Spews Stars 1038 30 1038 61366 58 191469 183881
51 Mark Endicott Real Madreadfull 1038 44 754 223770 62 174627 183881
53 Sam MartinRoss Martin-Boss 1034 62 647 233642 66 155654 185619
54 William Rowe Keefy’s Krunchers 1026 50 959 121450 77 95801 188856
55 Ashley Townsend 1 MANNING 1 CUP 1025 53 661 233040 55 202787 189242
56 Piers Dixon Dixon Balls FC 1024 49 982 103241 53 209559 189649
56 Richard Dulieu Dyslexic CF 1024 46 1024 71216 59 187390 189649
58 Thomas Foley Unbelievable Crisps 1017 54 900 164941 56 199075 192485
59 smart les lemon peng-win 1011 44 1011 80592 57 195368 194775
60 Toby Dennett Dennethinaikos 1005 43 1004 85983 48 224890 197011
61 Luke Henderson Luke Ronald FC 992 58 907 160092 59 187390 201810
62 Dean Webster Blues 980 43 901 164321 49 222129 205917
62 John Ryan Obi – 1 Kanobi – 0 980 38 980 104777 65 160635 205917
62 Daniel Ostridge Ajax Treesdown 980 26 1004 85983 53 209559 205917
65 Matt Morris Morris FC 973 22 973 110357 64 165491 208283
65 Anthony Ward Park Ji Wonders 973 62 864 186941 58 191469 208283
67 Christopher Davies T Dogg’s Ball Hoggs 970 49 810 209956 44 234569 209208
67 Charlie Hey tiki taka jazz cats 970 58 970 112712 62 174627 209208
69 James Blundell Blundells boys 967 64 781 218347 62 174627 210141
70 Danny Sharpe Team Sharpey 958 25 958 122272 59 187390 212992
71 Patrick Grayson real aycliffe 950 29 950 128529 59 187390 215440
72 Mohamed Hussein Why Always Me FC 942 26 870 183546 48 224890 217827
72 Jack Hopwood FC Kaiser 942 80 888 172776 43 236686 217827
74 Daniel Haviland Warriors 941 37 941 135422 37 246652 218087
75 Jamie Sadur Skid Mark 933 37 971 111900 49 222129 220380
75 John Hawkins Mmmmcustard 933 57 792 215449 49 222129 220380
77 Daniel Guy Dans witwickys 920 47 920 151120 42 238732 223729
78 James Roberts WOOPWOOP United 917 41 876 180121 32 251873 224526
79 Michael Sinfield FC Scorgasm 906 23 906 160822 54 206194 227195
80 Christian Adofo The Mandem 888 15 888 172776 59 187390 231170
81 Richard Gilbert Queefstars 881 27 881 177160 43 236686 232562
81 Daniel Watson SirBobWouldBeProud 881 31 843 197098 42 238732 232562
81 Maxwell Hughes maxibon united 881 48 872 182399 47 227480 232562
84 Josh Watkins bluesbrother 875 46 875 180695 35 249007 233789
85 Steve French French FC 869 20 869 184132 39 243880 234955
86 Dave Bunker Team Bunker 865 42 740 226071 52 212828 235727
87 Nick Randles Quallo 853 14 853 192419 39 243880 237788
88 James Tootill BigDonFC 851 56 864 186941 30 253412 238132
89 Nick Reid OnOne United 845 25 845 196209 38 245340 239047
89 Alex Crawshaw Crawshaw’s Commies 845 34 864 186941 48 224890 239047
91 Mark Guy butchys tanks 838 51 814 208652 49 222129 240113
92 Theodore Morgan DangALangTime 809 23 809 210262 49 222129 243977
93 Nestor Schischka The Winning One 801 31 717 228837 30 253412 244914
94 Nick Bourne Greenham Royals 799 42 799 213423 42 238732 245123
95 Tomn Pitts Gareth Keenan Troops 784 35 784 217596 36 247913 246667
96 Wes Holden Green FC 769 23 769 221023 33 251003 247990
97 Craig Abbs Team abber 731 16 731 227268 31 252708 250571
98 David Armitage Real Betties 728 20 728 227630 42 238732 250710
99 Tyler Casey 50 Shades Of Goals 686 28 691 231157 21 257674 252716
100 Matthew Hurley 12fort 681 28 681 231874 42 238732 252935

 


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