How many men does it take to get a bike out of an electric fence?
The girl from the well is back.
Can't say I blame her.
What an absolute bitch.
The contract clauses are ridiculous.
Even Jihadists need advice sometimes.
There is hope.
Time to get off the sofa.
Cock blocked by a 6 inch.
This guy knows what's up.
Be still my teenage heart.
More bad news for the ex-Top Gear presenter.
He sounds a bit butthurt here.
Dreams can come true.
Tell it like it is kid.
No surprises there really.
Must be tough.
Are you going to take that, Dave?
This could change the entire world as we know it.
He refused to come back and made Security Steve host the show instead.
The catchlineâ€¦ heâ€™s paid Â£74,000 a year of taxpayerâ€™s money.
Pot. Kettle. Black.
It was for one of the dumbest reasons ever as well.
For the man who simply doesn't have the time or inclination to grow one.