We’ve all been there: when you’ve brought a girl or guy back for a night of wild passion (or more likely fairly mediocre disappointing sex) and then are just completely desperate to get them out of the house without anyone finding out about it. It can happen at any point in your life – with parents or housemates – and it’s one of the most difficult problems you can ever face.
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Rarely is it pulled off just as well as you think it is and this is more than proven in the series of tweets below that come courtesy of Twitter user DropsNoPanties, who decided to share the story of his stepson, who had just brought a girl home and saw no real way how he could smuggle her out of the house without his knowledge. This is what happened:
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086661618610647040
A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But… Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086672140483612672
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086684532248662016
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See… Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086703181348900864
And closure… Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I mean that’s a pretty disappointing ending but damn if I wasn’t tense when I was reading it, knowing that I had been in the exact same situation as the kid many times in my life. I’m not really sure if he did get away with it though because clearly the dude knows about it was he was tweeting about it and could just dob him in at any time, but I guess at least respect for getting rid of the evidence in front of his mother.
Love the way he just rocked into town and stole the shoes too – you gotta be confident in these situations or you’re never getting anywhere. Trust.
