This is actually happening.
All your prayers have been answered.
These will make you stop and think.
The Bad Guy is completely wasted these days.
Some celebrities are MADE for the Jeremy Kyle show.
Genius idea - nobody wants to live in a town with dicks all over the roads.
This sounds absolutely brutal.
Yo dawg, we heard you wanted a hot car so we blew it up.
He's currently handcuffed to his hospital bed.
Brian Harvey has positively lost the plot.
This man made a last ditch effort to save his sex life before it was too late.
It's been the hottest celebrity news all week, now find out what really went down - straight from the horse's mouth.
It had to happen sooner or later, but why now?
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New Jersey scumbags are playing a shocking new game in which they knock out complete strangers for fun.
South Korea has found a way to solve its jellyfish problem - jellyfish shredding robots.
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