The best way to avoid getting the coronavirus this week.
Why didn't I think of that?
Give the elderly and the veterans the blowjobs they deserve.
Not lovin' it.
The odour of burnt plastic, BO and pizza can be yours in a can.
'What has she done to her face?'
Not a good idea.
Everyone has sex toys and everyone knows about it, but it’s just kind of an unspoken rule that you don’t get them...
This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down....
A+ smuggling tactic.
Money well spent.
'Lookalike' is not the word we'd use to describe him.
The plot thickens.
Life is plastic, it’s not fantastic.
“Even their sunglasses are fake.”
A far cry from America's mega jails.
What was he expecting?
Get rich quick.
This is sick.
"Life is so much more fun with butt implants."
And they told us condoms were safe.
Seven is the magic number.