It was plastic?!
The best way to avoid getting the coronavirus this week.
Why didn't I think of that?
Give the elderly and the veterans the blowjobs they deserve.
Not lovin' it.
The odour of burnt plastic, BO and pizza can be yours in a can.
'What has she done to her face?'
Not a good idea.
Everyone has sex toys and everyone knows about it, but it’s just kind of an unspoken rule that you don’t get them...
This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down....
A+ smuggling tactic.
Money well spent.
'Lookalike' is not the word we'd use to describe him.
The plot thickens.
Life is plastic, it’s not fantastic.
“Even their sunglasses are fake.”
A far cry from America's mega jails.
What was he expecting?
Get rich quick.
This is sick.
"Life is so much more fun with butt implants."