Come on man.
That's not so good.
He could have just quit.
Saying what the world is thinking.
A sordid abuse of police time and money.
'Lookalike' is not the word we'd use to describe him.
What a moron.
Probably for the best.
When you just absolutely have to have sex that very moment.
Poor guy can't seem to catch a break.
How'd he wangle his way out of that?
Just say neigh.
One of the more bizarre stories we've featured on the site.
Explain that one.
Absolutely not what I signed up for.
This would really screw up your sex life.
Another day, another guy who can't keep his junk away from horses.
Why hasn't this happened sooner?
What the hell is it with people nailing animals this week?
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