What a bitch.
She was involved in a minor traffic incident, but that's no excuse for this.
Lock up your daughters.
How did he even survive this?
What did you expect?
When karaoke threatens your freedom.
I hope he can still have kids after this.
A tad inappropriate maybe?
Not the best way to start the tournament.
In 2016, this now constitutes a death threat.
A what now?
Bet that was awkward.
I'm no Metallica fan, but if you like them or not you probs know this tune. Some geek has transposed the track...