Didn't take long.
Another day in paradise.
Least surprising headline of the day.
Is this cool?
Give it up dude.
The party’s over.
This is the end.
The party's over.
The epitome of bad taste.
Sun, sea and severe alcohol poisoning.
Just break up.
Sweat and regret.
It's almost a rite of passage.
He’s had enough of Brits abroad.
What a class act.
It’s called Shagaluf for a reason.
This is why you don't mess with bouncers abroad.
Blast from the past.
Not surprising really.
He was brutally shot down in a series of text messages.
Absolutely nails it.
Finally getting a taste of his own medicine?
These two are totally stealing Magaluf blowjob girl's spotlight.
Jeremy Kyle is trying (and failing) to film a documentary on all the shit that goes down in Magaluf.