I keep starting these articles with lines like “just when you think that Magaluf can’t get any worse”, but this might actually be the pinnacle of bad taste from that part of the world.
One of the great things that pissed up Brits abroad are famous for is drunkenly thinking that it’s a good idea to get a really bad tattoo. And they’re actually able to go through with it because they’re wasted and tattoo parlours are open until 6am and are more than happy to oblige – I guess because they’re assholes looking for a quick buck. Anyway, usually these are just kinda rubbish and regrettable, but not to the point that they’re actually horrifically offensive – that is, until now:
Jesus. Even if I was completely black out drunk I’m fairly sure that I wouldn’t think that was a good idea. It’s just so crass and pretty much means he’s probably never ever going to get laid again. Instant turnoff – guarantee he’s going to regret that when he sobers up.
One tattooist explained the mentality of the area:
We get loads of crazy Brits in here asking for all sorts of tats.
We’ll do whatever they want, even if it’s offensive.
Some people might say it’s a bit sick but it’s not going on our bodies and it’s the person’s decision.
One man had “I love Magaluf” on his forehead. Small tattoos only cost about £50.
I mean it is a bit sick and out of order dude, but if that’s how you justify it then fair play. Guys must be making a fortune.
For more awful tattoos, check out one we called ‘the worst of all time’ back in 2014. Justified?