You Can Now Get A ‘Donald Trump Buttplug’
The perfect gift.
The must-have festival accessory.
This couldn’t have gone any more wrong.
Imagine if this happened to you.
If you can’t stand chocolate, this one’s for you.
“The filling was just pouring out of the bun.”
And you thought you had a lot to drink last night.
Better get training.
Combining love for your partner with love for pizza.
Way too many appendages.
Putting himself to the test.