Man Breaks Into House To Fry Chicken And Drink Vodka

Chicken And Vodka

As good a reason as any.

Normally when someone breaks into another person’s house, it’s to steal all their stuff but 34 year old Ronald Gregory Wesly had different ideas.

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Wesly – from Alachua County, Florida of course – waited for his neighbour Samantha O’Neal to go to work before breaking into her house and proceeding straight to the fridge. Once there, he found some chicken and decided to fry it up on the stove. He also helped himself to a glass of vodka and seemed to be having a whale of a time when O’Neal returned home from work at around 9pm.

Understandably, she was pissed that Wesly had cooked and eaten the chicken that she was saving for her dinner – not to mention the vodka – and picked him up out of the chair he was sitting in and threw him out of her home. She then called the police who found Wesly wondering around nearby in a chicken and vodka induced haze and arrested him. He was thrown into Alachua County jail without bail on counts of of resisting an officer, burglary and petty theft.

Chicken Vodka

No news on what O’Neal did about her dinner that night, although in fairness the whole situation could have been a lot worse for her. I mean, think of all the things that could have happened to her upon discovering an intruder in her house, if Wesly had saved her some of the chicken you could argue he was actually doing her a favour by cooking it up for her. It seems like he ate it all though so maybe that isn’t applicable. So it goes.

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