A lot of dumb things go down on stag dos, but this might actually be one of the all time stupidest that I’ve ever heard.
24 year old Steven Laverty from East Belfast was in Benidorm for his cousin’s stag do and decided to get ‘what about ye’ tattooed on his eyelids, although it turned out looking more like ‘whata boutye’ which looks even worse than the original idea. However, Steven wasn’t really happy with the €22 tattoo and has been embarrassed about it ever since he returned home. Whoops – good thing it isn’t permanent or anything:
It was all a bit of a blur. Obviously I regret it now but at the time I clearly thought it was a good idea.
I had to take my wee lad, Tommy, to nursery and I was just keeping my head down and hoping nobody recognised me. I saw someone I knew and tried not to look at them for fear they would see the tattoos.
I don’t know how I’m going to chat up women in the future. Just go up and stare at them maybe? There’s bound to be someone who likes them [the tattoos].
Tommy’s mum has seen it. She wasn’t best pleased to put it lightly. It might be a bit of struggle to talking to strangers now, especially women.
I haven’t been back to work yet but apparently it’s the talk of the place.
I’ve got a few daft tattoos and I’d been talking about this one but the rest of the lads wouldn’t let me go.
We’d been in the bar all afternoon, I can’t remember if it was Sunday or Monday, but they all went for a walk down to the beach and I just ducked out.
I didn’t know where the tattoo parlour was so I just walked until I found it. I told them what I wanted and that was that.
The fella wanted €60 for it but I only had €22 so that’s what I gave him.
It was pretty much non-stop drinking from the point we got to the airport until we got home. The lads who went are all a bunch of rockets but I had to be the one who took things too far.
I got a finger sleeve when I was in Las Vegas last year and my mum warned me this time not to do anything silly. She knows what I’m like.
When I had a few drinks in me I was telling everyone I was going to do it but my other cousin Ryan talked me out of it. Then when everyone went to the beach, I just thought: ‘F**k it’.
It’s not even like the words mean much to me. ‘What about ye’ is just a saying. When everyone saw it they just laughed their heads off at me.
Everyone on the plane back was staring at me. You can see the words whether my eyes are open or shut. I might have to start wearing glasses a lot more often.
What an absolute bell end. Why would you talk about doing such a shit tattoo for so long, finally go and do it and then absolutely hate it? Makes literally no sense. Better learn to enjoy it pal, and yeah your kid probably is going to grow up to think you’re an absolute idiot too. Because you are, undeniably. Looks like your friends think you are too.
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