Stop the press.
When she regained consciousness, her kebab was gone but she still had her phone and purse.
Stoke up the BBQ.
There’s nothing worse than being completely broke, but being broke because the pizza shop took your money and didn’t deliver your pizza,...
That will keep you fill all day.
Wear a rubber.
Arachnophobia doesn’t seem so irrational anymore.
Easy mistake to make.
I've only got eyes for you boo.
His heart is being choked by the excess flab that surrounds it.
Nobody likes a late dinner, but what's the actual ideal time?
What kind of person buys 3 Big Macs and won't even share one with his own brother?
CiCi's pizza is the best pie in town but this reaction is a little over the top.
Now this is how you reply to a bad review.
Pretty sure he did.