WTF is this?
Dinner is served.
Healthy.
Oh boy.
Amazing.
Stop the press.
Bummer.
When she regained consciousness, her kebab was gone but she still had her phone and purse.
Stoke up the BBQ.
Moron.
There’s nothing worse than being completely broke, but being broke because the pizza shop took your money and didn’t deliver your pizza,...
Merry Christmas.
So Geordie.
That will keep you fill all day.
Wear a rubber.
Too much?
Buzzing.
Arachnophobia doesn’t seem so irrational anymore.
Easy mistake to make.
Delicious.
Wuh oh.
Certified delicious.
I've only got eyes for you boo.
Revolutionary.
His heart is being choked by the excess flab that surrounds it.
No excuses.
Nobody likes a late dinner, but what's the actual ideal time?
What kind of person buys 3 Big Macs and won't even share one with his own brother?
Heaven.
Topical.