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This Ghanaian Woman Found A Human Penis In Her Soup

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Delicious.

Those meaty soups you get in Russia and other Eastern bloc countries are normally pretty nice, but a lot of the time you’ve really gotta wonder just what the hell they’re actually putting in them as it really isn’t that clear – thankfully I’ve never come up with anything that resembles a human penis in one of mine though.

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The same can’t be said for this Ghanaian woman named Akousa from Accra, who had consumed two thirds of the local delicacy Tuo Zafi from a ‘food joint’ before she found a sausage in it that pretty much looked exactly like a human penis:

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I had gone to get some food from the food joint because I was hungry and my preferred choice was Tuo Zafi which I bought and took home to eat.

I had eaten all the other meat in the soup and was about finishing off with the biggest piece when I noticed the funny looking meat which looked like a male genital organ.

My sister opted to show it to a lab technician friend later, who said because the meat was cooked, an ordinary lab test wouldn’t be able to prove it to be animal or human.

He advised a forensic test be done on it but considering the bureaucratic processes these things go through, we gave up.

It’s now lying in my fridge, in case we need to use it as evidence of some kind of crime in the future.

Pic shows: The served meat with the appearance of a male genital organ.nnAstonishing images of what looks like a human penis served up at a fast food bar have become a social media mystery.nnThe manhood-like dish had been unwittingly bought from a traditional chop house in Accra, Ghana by a customer named only as Akosua in local media.nnBut it was only when she got it home and started eating the dish - a local delicacy called Tuo Zafi ¿ that she realised she had bitten off more than she could chew.nnAkousa told local media: "I had gone to get some food from the food joint because I was hungry and my preferred choice was Tuo zafi which I bought and took home to eat."nnBut she did not spot the penis-shaped meat until she had gobbled down about 70 percent of the dish, she said.nnInitial tests at a laboratory proved inconclusive, explained Akosua, who was then urged to hand the meat to police for a full forensic examination.nnShe said: "My sister opted to show it to a lab technician friend later, who said because the meat was cooked, an ordinary lab test wouldn¿t be able to prove it to be animal or human."nnAkousa added: "He advised a forensic test be done on it and the meat lies in our fridge."nn(ends)

Well, I can’t really say I blame her because it does look exactly like a human penis doesn’t it? Like not even in a jokes way but more like in a ‘yeah, that could actually be somebody’s dick’ kinda way.

Not really sure why she didn’t go back to the ‘food joint’ and question them about it though, or even just go through the bureaucratic processes to be honest – I know it might be a hassle but it’s probably preferable than having a daily reminder in your fridge that you almost ate what might have been someone’s cooked penis. Just get to the bottom of it already and figure it out or just forget about it, kinda weird to keep a memento of this weird situation around permanently.

For more human penises, check out this pig that looks like it’s got a human penis attached to its forehead. Freaky.


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