The Testicle Eating Fish With Human Teeth Are Officially Making Their Way To Europe

Pacu fish

Wuh oh.

It’s only been a couple of days since we announced that a piranha hybrid fish with human teeth had invaded the US.

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At the time we assumed it would be quite a while before they would make their way across the pond, but it seems like they have managed it a lot faster than we thought.

The fish, known as the pacu fish, are close relatives to the piranha and have human-like gnashers that just love to have a chew on human body parts, particularly testicles apparently.

Pacu fish

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After they managed to make their way to the US, reports are now stating that they’ve moved further along the sea all the way to Sweden and Denmark. That’s a little too close for comfort if you ask me.

Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Natural History Museum of Denmark, said:

Keep your swimwear on if you’re bathing in the Sound these days – maybe there are more out there.

They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.

Yikes – better watch out if you live at that neck of the woods. There’s not a chance that I would get in the water if I did. For some reason, the thought of human-like teeth seems way worse than any spikey ones. Not into that at all.

For more information on these horrific beasts, click HERE.


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