"Stick your f**kin ISIS up your arse."
The tables have turned.
The perfect gift.
What a scumbag.
It was six years ago this week.
Sign me up.
Be ready to face the consequences.
Perfection.
Brutally efficient.
Tinder really is changing the world.
Sorry healthnuts.
The telltale signs.
It's decidedly unsexy.
"I like your sister."
Quality, not quantity.
Let's all have a McFlurry Party.
It comes complete with a helipad, an art and car collection and seven full time staff.
Why let getting caught spoil the fun?
Long before the days of Instagram.
We are, we are WALMART.
2017 is off to a cracking start.
The kids were calling him out for being double parked.
Classic Clarkson.
All you need is a bamboo skewer and a few rolling papers.
'I don't know who that is, sorry.'
Doing their bit for the community.
Busted.
Clearly he's been absolutely shredded but he doesn't act like it here.
Probably going to get a bit chilly.
The horn is real.