Well, that's unusual.
She has also plotted to slice off the fingers of a guard while trying to escape.
How is this even possible?
All kinds of crazy.
'Had my own on-suite room and butler'.
This sounds like one of the wildest nights in history.
Ever been so drunk you picked up a tree and drove it round town?
Taking Doggy Style way too literally.
Stay safe out there.
When you run out of alcohol and the shop is 10 minutes away...
'I saw you with the apple. Whore.'
That's one expensive punch.
Ideal for Monday mornings.
Is Kanye West the one person who can destroy the Kardashians from within?
Better invest in some PJs.
Has he been taking the piss out of us all along? This seems to suggest so.
He was working as a dog walker at the time.
Might be a good idea to remove the pencil first...
This couldn't be more perfect.
The damage was beyond repair.
What a story.
Solo marriage consummation, anyone?