The timing has to be perfect on this one.
Would you like barbed wire with those fries?
The damage could be irreversible.
Ultimate job satisfaction.
To the M4 and beyond.
Bad day in the office.
At least half are pro-Trump.
Sounds like my kind of night.
His heart is being choked by the excess flab that surrounds it.
Has this man hit rock bottom?
I thought yoga was relaxing?
It literally goes on for days and days.
The Internet is a disturbing place.
Terrible news all round.
So being asleep is an excuse for a multitude of crimes now, apparently.
Someone wasn't paying attention in medical school.
Turns out driving a tube train can really mess you up.
They don't call him John 'Woodcock' for nothing.
This fish is going to have straighter teeth than you.
"Good lord, Beyonce's cousin is thicker than racial tensions."
Who knew consonants and vowels could be so filthy.
Yeah, because the main reason I don't hire a private jet is convenience.
Here we go again.
Madonna is well on her way to losing the plot.
Lollipop men deserve better.