Kanye West Just Bought Two $1 Million Armoured SUVS
In an attempt to protect his family from ‘weirdos and psychopaths,’ Kanye West has decided to buy two armoured SUVs that are landmine and rocket launcher protected and cost a cool $1 million each.
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New Meerkat Advert Got Us Thinking Of More Annoying Adverts
Any shred of credibility Robert Webb had left after those last two fucking meerkat adverts was cast forever into the ether when this latest monstrosity surfaced on television sets nationwide like the Black Death. We all know someone who thinks that Meerkat twat is hilarious – incidentally this is the same person you know who …
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A Redditor Has Been Leaking WWE Results For Months
Some guy on Reddit has been leaking WWE PPV results for months now. Is there a leak in the ship or is this part of WWE’s master plan?
NFL Player Gets Engaged To Hulk Hogan’s Daughter Without Asking His Permission, Hulk Hogan Is Angry
An NFL player got engaged to Hulk Hogan’s daughter, only he didn’t ask the Hulkster’s permission. Does he have a death wish?
Chinese Farmer Arrested For Pretending To Have An Alien In His Freezer
In an effort to convince people that aliens are real a Chinese chap makes a fake one and ends up getting arrested for being a pillock.
Meet Ahmed Angel — The Self-Proclaimed Most Beautiful Face On The Planet
Ahmed Angel reckons he has the most beautiful face on the planet, and there are hoards of fans who agree with him. Does the 18 year old Iraqi deserve the acclaim he gives himself?
How To Survive When The Football Season Ends
The end of the football season sucks so read this list and learn how to cope. You might not need this come Brazil 2014 and Qatar will be a right piss-up.
Boston Marathon Conspiracy Theories
A bunch of people are saying that the Boston Marathon bombings were faked and that they’re the next part in a series of ‘False Flag Events’ designed to distract the public from American atrocities going on in other countries. We take a look.
Russian Man Murders Friend By Sticking His Foot Up His Ass
If you’re ever drinking with your buddies and one of them really pisses you off and there aren’t any weapons around, then it’s good to know you can stick your foot so far up someone’s ass that they’ll die.
Dennis Rodman Actually Got His Hands On The Popemobile
Remember when Dennis Rodman was looking for the Popemobile to ride around St Peter’s Square in on Wednesday? Well he finally got his hands on it and this is what went down.
Harry Styles Has An Imposter
Imposter pretends to be our precious Harry and makes fun of all us One Direction fans for sharing our deaths in the family with him.
Oscar Pistorius Shoots His Girlfriend Dead
Oscar Pistorius redefines the concept behind Valentine’s Day by shooting his girlfriend in the head.
Looks Like Lost Prophets Singer Ian Watkins Is A Paedeophile
Everyone has probably seen that Ian Watkins is going to court this afternoon for suspected child abuse charges but you probably haven’t looked at the evidence that he might actually be a paedophile or seen some of the ridiculous internet reactions that are going around on twitter/facebook. Here they all are.
DJ’s Complaining – The Next Level: The Story Of Lil’ Louis
Last week we featured the DJ’s complaining twitter but here’s the DJ who’s the biggest complainer of them all and above all else a massive twat as it looks like he cancelled an Australian tour because he was booked on a flight on the wrong airline and subsequently kept the $11,500 he had already been paid for his services. It’s Lil’ Louis.
X Factor Loser Frankie Cocozza Releases Awful New Single ‘She’s Got A Motorcycle’
Remember party boy who couldn’t sing Frankie Cocozza from X Factor last year? Well he’s back with a really awful single that’s probably worse than you could ever imagine.
T.O.W.I.E. – Seriously, Is This Shit For Real?
A short post on the cast of The Only Way is Essex, their stupidity and how people may view them as role models.
Twitter Parody Accounts You Need To Follow
We’re addicted. You’re addicted. Who gives a fvck. Twitter is everywhere and so are parody accounts. Here’s a shit-load from the top drawer. Enjoy Fuckers.
Curb Your Cynicism: Stacey Solomon’s New Sitcom Could Be The Next Big Thing In Comedy
ITV have announced a new Curb Your Enthusiasm style sitcom starring the X Factor’s Stacey Solomon. What!?!
Film Review: Killer Joe
We haven’t done a film review in a while, so here’s one of William Friedkin’s new dark comedy about about a police officer in Texas who also happens to be a hitman.
Boss vs. Queen: Only the Boss Can Pull the Plug
The whole world is seemingly aflame at the London police for pulling the plug on a rare jam session between Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney.
Against Me Singer Set To Become A Woman
Tom Gabel revelas he has dealt with gender dysphoria for years and is set to begin a new life as Laura Jane Grace.
WEIRD JAPANESE BEAUTY TECHNIQUES
Our perfectly normal friends from Japan produce some more crazy shit. What’s new?
TOTES AMAZEBALLS: THE CEREAL
Charlatans’ frontman teams up with Kellogs to create a new cereal called ‘Totes Amazeballs.’ The world ends.
