Ghosts & Ghoulies

This is my least favourite category. I mean, there were different apes in the past, so maybe some have survived in the remotest areas of the earth. And maybe there is some massive freaky stuff in our expansive lakes and oceans, it’s not like we’ve been in all of the water in the world. But ghosts? Nah. Everyone has their own opinion, but all I will say is: you never see a ghost in a shell suit with a mullet do you? They’re always Elizabethan and shit. I ain’t buyin’ it gov.

And the pictures are always CRAP too. This “ghost” hangs out in a forest in Somerset.

Here’s a good example of the sort of smudges that ghost hunters get hard for. It’s a joke. This was taken last month in Bridgwater and it’s R U B B I S H

Look out for aliens on the next page…

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