Last night Eden Hazard was sent off for kicking the a Swansea ball boy during a match. It turns out the ball boy was the Director of Swansea’s son and he now had 80K Twitter followers.
This must be kind of what it is like to be Spiderman. Except without the webs and the fear that when you’re jumping 17 feet gaps across skyscrapers that you might just fall to your death.
Paulo Henrique is an up and coming goalkeeper who managed to do something i’ve never seen anyone do before and save four penalties in one match. That’s pretty badass.
The tailless whip scorpion is a cross between a scorpion, a spider and a daddy longs legs and it freaks me out, but these dudes just pick it up and let it crawl all over their faces. Completely gross and terrifying.
The remake of the previously baned 80’s horror classic takes it to a whole other level.
Tommy Carroll’s been completely blind since he was 2 but can still probably session a skate park better than you. Take a leaf out of this inspirational dude’s book right now.
The worldwide internet famous ‘people are awesome’ compilation video is back with an updated 2013 version. Let’s get totally pumped for Wednesday! YEAH!
Yesterday we showed you a bunch of South Londoners annihilating a couple of cops in a snowball fight. Today, this is what happens when the civil servants fight back with a huge water cannon.
If there’s ever been a video that causes a severe case of sweaty palms and a clenched ass, this is it.
The Romanian Special Forces show us how they do things in this video. Smashing bricks with their fists, shooting bricks off each other heads, fighting as circles of fire surround them etc. Mental.
This football celebration has got to be the weirdest football celebration I’ve ever witnessed. It’s done by the goalkeeper for a start, which is already kind of weird in itself because when does a goalkeeper ever perform a crazy goal celebration?
Pizza is one of the most awesome things on earth. You all agree, right? Well, it just got better. Introducing: pizza vending machines.
Rapper Lupe Fiasco kicked off stage for lyrics critising American President Barack Obama at his inaugaration concert.
While taking his regular call in show on Talk Spot yesterday, Stan Collymore received a call from a Chelsea fan who went by the name ‘Zane’. Zane proceeded to drop an absolute bomb on Stan live on air.
You’ll probably agree that there’s something very satisfying about watching a couple of policemen getting pelted with snowballs, which is why this video is just fantastic. It’s South LDN Vs The Police – snowball fight time!
This video is a rap song about the life of a dog, which was apparently filmed and edited by dogs. Now we all know that’s not true, because dogs can’t use Final Cut Pro, but it’s a nice thought.
Cigarettes are gross but smoke tricks are cool. This video doesn’t actually show any cool smokes tricks, just some gross Asian dude eating a packet of lit fags. Ew.
On one of the many days I spent scrolling through Tumblr, unblinking, unmoving, probably scientifically dead, I came across this fabulous animation which reminds me of something Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s corrupted minds could have thought up.
Some dude decided the best way to impress potential buyers of the then new Boeing 707 would be to perform a full barrel roll in mid-flight. Here’s a video and a really awesome photo of the stunt.
A Bulgarian politician got a gun put to his head in the middle of a speech, but the gun misfired and the attacker proceeded to get the absolute crap kicked out of him by the inept security guards.
This bro is 50 years old and still tearing up the skatepark. He’s a figure of respect to skaters everywhere and I want to be like him when I’m 50, if I’m not dead.
This is a completely revolutionary way to demolish a building and it’s also kind of insane that it’s actually real, even if it is 2013 or whatever.
You might not even like heavy metal but you will still think that this version of the Super Mario Bros theme tune is awesome because the guitar tone is awesome and the guy playing it looks like a real idiot.
Somebody dressed up as E.T. but then started talking like he was Stone Cold Steve Austin and called himself Stone Cold E.T. Then he went to a drive thru Whitecastle and ordered some cheeseburgers and it was hilarious.
There’s nothing funnier than watching people slip over on ice and today is going to be a great day for that as half the country is covered in snow and ice.
If you think you and your boy racing mates are totally sick at drifts, wait until you see the mad skillz and huge balls this driver’s got.
If you have time on your hands, why not put the Fresh Prince theme tune through all of the languages in Google translator and then perform it live?
This guy is either really unhinged or utterly smashed. Either way, he destroys this tequila shot like Josef Fritzl destroyed his daughter’s life.
What a dummy! Check out a video of it here.
If you dig cats, please proceed. If you’re a cat hater then you should probably just leave now because these two videos aren’t going to do anything for you.