Passing your driving test is one of the most liberating things ever. In fact I’d even go as far to say it is the most liberating thing any person can do. Before the age of 17 you’re stuck walking/skateboarding/cycling everywhere, or even worse, you have to get the bus. Buses suck and are the worst form of public transport ever. They’re full of people who stink, they’re slow and you’ll be lucky if you don’t get your phone jacked the one day you have to sit upstairs at the back on your way through the roughest part of town. So when you finally pass your test and manage to buy a banged up old P reg Corsa from the car auctions you’re absolutely buzzing off your tits. No more does the bus timetable dictate when you’ll be arriving at your destination, no longer will you dread the journey to college because you’ve got to get three buses and walk for 20 minutes. You can now go wherever you want, whenever you want. You are free.
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Although having said all of that, it’s also really dangerous when you get your first car because you’re tempted to absolutely rag it everywhere, race everyone you meet at traffic lights, wheel-spin and hand brake turn whenever you see appropriate, and do really dumb things like put McDonalds’ brown trays under your back wheels which makes your back end give more than a Thai lady boy. Been there done that got the t-shirt (and wrote off three cars in the process).
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Now the dude in this video has got his drifting skills on absolute lock down. On such lock down in fact, that he can actually drift two cars around in circles at the same time. You may ask how this is even possible? I found myself asking the same question. It would appear that this fine gentleman’s balls are so god damn heavy, he has the guts to weigh down the accelerator in the first car before swiftly jumping out and taking car no. 2 into drift heaven alongside car no.1. Totally mental. If any of you care to try this out please record it and send us the video.
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