Coco Brown – The First Smut Star In Space
At last the waiting is over. A smut star is readying herself for the ascent into the great black void above. Make way for Coco Brown and her unrelenting thighs.
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Meet Trick Shot Titus, The 24 Month Old Kid With A Killer Basketball Shot
Meet Titus, the sickest basketball player you’ll witness this week. And he’s only 24 months old.
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Hatchet Wielding Hippy Hero Saves Town From 300lb Psychopathic ‘Jesus’
A hitchiker tells us how he brutally killed a 300lb mental rapist/murderer who thought he was Jesus with a hatchet in one of the best televised interviews in history.
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What Happens When A Ping Pong Ball Travelling At 900MPH Hits A Ping Pong Paddle?
I’m sure almost everyone reading this has probably thought about the answer to this question all their lives but have been unable to discover it. Well, the wait is over. And there’s a video of it too!
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Knife Wielding Man Tasered Outside Buckingham Palace
This happened on Sunday sure but it’s still a pretty awesome video because everyone loves a good tasering, especially when the guy getting tasered actually deserves it for once.
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Print Your Own Evil Moon Base
The European Space Agency and the architects that brought you Wembley Stadium now plan to print a Moon Base. Yeah you read that right, PRINT a moon base. Not build a moon base, PRINT a moon base. With a 3D printer. See how that is possible in this article.
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Paintball Sniper Scope Cam Video
Whoa whoa whoa, hold up a minute. You can get SNIPER RIFLES at paintball? Why did we not know about this sooner? If we’d of known this we would have been paintballing at every god damn free moment (income permitted) that we had.
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Wedding Fights In Russia
There’s always a fall out at a wedding, so you can imagine that if you’re hideously vodka fuelled there may well be some scraps.
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NFL Player Wasn’t Wearing A Cup
The Superbowl yesterday seemed like it was pretty entertaining, but seeing this guy’s junk waggle around in his pants as he runs a touchdown in was probably the funniest part.
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Catnip: Egress To Oblivion
Catnip is being abused by cats across the globe, but what do we really know about this substance? Here’s a video that sheds a bit more light on the utterly fantastic, utterly terrifying, utterly powerful and utterly unpredictable drug that is catnip.
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Don’t Worry About The Little Things In Life Because You Might Die At Any Given Minute
Everyone just needs to stop getting so stressed out all of the time. You’re going to die someday and that day may be closer than you think, so just chill yeah?
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Incredible Underwater Sculptures
I’m pretty terrified of water and fish, so I won’t visit these amazing submerged sculptures. These photos will do for now though. They look amazing.
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We Can Now Visit The Grand Canyon With Google Maps
Google Maps is one of the best inventions of the Internet and we can happily waste hours, even days on there. Now, Google have gone one better, and allowed us to visit the Grand Canyon.
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How To Get A Free Train Ride
If you’re like me, you’ll hate paying for train travel, especially when it’s so expensive these days. Luckily for you, here’s a sure fire way of getting free travel on any train in the the world.
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News Reporter Gets Punched In The Face Live On Camera
When Jeff Chirico was investigating this case of fraud, he probably didn’t expected to get punched in the face, especially while the cameras were rolling.
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Fat Kid Cries Over New GTAV Release Date
BOO HOO – IT’S NOT FAIR! Rockstar have announced that GTAV won’t be released until September 17th, 2013. But is that really any reason to start crying? No it’s not. You doofus.
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What If Breaking Bad Was A Sitcom?
It’s remarkably easy to turn Breaking Bad into a sitcom just by adding some canned laughter and applause tracks, which is pretty surprising considering how goddamn serious it is all the time. Check out a Breaking Bad sitcom here.
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Some Finnish Dude Scored A Rabona Penalty
Rabona goals are dope but I haven’t ever seen anyone have the balls to step up and take a rabona penalty ever. This Finnish dude did though and absolutely nailed it.
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Bizarre Standoff Between LAPD And Man Inhaling A Balloon
I’ve seen a few televised standoffs between police and hostages/gunmen etc but I’ve never seen one between the LAPD and a guy blowing up balloons.
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Someone Made An Open Heart Surgery Simulation Game And It’s Completely Awesome
It’s also completely insane and nothing like what I imagine open heart surgery to be like, but I guess that’s where its charm lies. It’s also pretty addictive and really frustrating, like all the best games.
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The UK’s Funniest Prank
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
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Michael Jackson’s First Ever Superbowl Halftime Show
The Superbowl Halftime Show is pretty much one of the biggest events on Earth right now, but they used to just have lameass marching bands instead of international superstars performing it. One man changed that though. His name? Michael Jackson.
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Subwoofer Cat
Sometimes it’s the simple things in life that give you the most pleasure, like a cat sitting on a sub woofer while it’s woofing, for example.
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Serbian Prime Minister Gets Flashed During Interview
The people behind this prank run a TV show that’s called ‘Mission Impossible’, which I think is a pretty accurate name if your mission was to capture the Serbian Prime Minister staring at some hottie’s fanny while a bunch of TV cameras were rolling.
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Polish Rapper Has Eyes Tattooed And Facial Scarification
The title says it all. If you want to see a man have his eyes tattooed and then have his face cut open voluntarily you are in the right district.
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Is This The Stupidest Free Kick Ever?
There’s no other way to describe this, other than you have to watch it because it’s the stupidest free kick you’ll ever see. You’ll know what I mean when you see it.
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Meet The Woman Who Eats Cat Hair
Most of us have eaten some dodgy things, but this woman takes the piss. Why? Because she eats cat hair, that’s why.
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Cookie Monster Steals Giant Golden Cookie And Demands Ransom
A wanted fugitive is on the run, and he goes by the name of Cookie Monster.
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Dumb Runners Start Beef With Skateboarders
It’s the usual story isn’t it. Skateboarders hanging out trying to skate a sweet spot somewhere when a couple of jumped up losers who’ve got nothing better to do decide to come along and try and ruin their fun. This makes me ANGRY.
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Insanely Stupid Reactions To WWE Royal Rumble
It’s understandable that some fans might get upset by wrestling results every now and again These fans should probably be sectioned though because their reactions are completely and utterly insane, like the guy who got shot in the face but still said the Royal Rumble result was the worst part of his week.
