LIFE
Cannibalism On The Rise #2 – North Korea
Recently here at Sick Chirpse we noticed an increase in cannibalism on the news. This dark fad just took a turn for the worst in long suffering North Korea.
Short Film Review – “Lift” By Marc Isaacs
Maybe it’s twee to say something is funny yet moving, but this short film by Marc Isaacs, set in a lift in a London tower block certainly is both, and more.
Coco Brown – The First Smut Star In Space
At last the waiting is over. A smut star is readying herself for the ascent into the great black void above. Make way for Coco Brown and her unrelenting thighs.
Man Tattoos His Name On Young Girls Face After Having Met For 24 Hours
This guy – Ruslan – has done a couple of big facial tattoos on young girls recently. Not a nice man if you ask me. Guess what? It happened in Russia.
Tapioca Terror On The High Seas
Bit of an odd title I know, but I’m not even mucking about. Tapioca brought a 12,000 tonne freighter to it’s watery knees.
UK Citizenship Entry Exam – Unfair? Yes.
If you’re a foreign national and want to live in the UK you have to take a citizenship exam. This week they’ve unveiled the latest version. Could you pass it?
VIDEO: Two Cops Nearly Mown Down In Mad Foam Storm In Oz
Oz is currently reveling in a spate of weird weather action. Next up – a sea foam invasion. Anyway, funny video of cops nearly getting hit by a hidden car…
VIDEO: Balinese Musicians Absolutely Owning It
I can’t play the gamelan, I hadn’t even heard of it until today. These Balinese Lords, however, know exactly what to do with it and it sounds mental.
NASA Makes Videos For Stoners – FACT
I know it sounds far fetched, but I’m pretty sure NASA is trying to win over, or hypnotize the stoned youth. Watch these videos and tell me I’m wrong.
Fresh Prince Theme Tune Put Through Google Translator
If you have time on your hands, why not put the Fresh Prince theme tune through all of the languages in Google translator and then perform it live?
TV SERIES REVIEW: Doomsday Preppers
Doomsday Preppers – Addictive TV about nutters in America preparing for the end times or financial collapse or terrorism or zombies or…… you get my drift.
VIDEO: Terrifying Dust Storm Hits Australia
Australia is having a meteorological nightmare at the mo: singing temperatures, bush fires, cyclones, and now a sinister looking wall of orange cloud….
We Answer Your Unanswered Food Queries
When I realised that I didn’t know what rice looked like on the plant, I was embaressed and ashamed of myself. I hope I can help you avoid that crushing shame that I felt.
Most Boring Sport Ever – The National Ploughing Matches
If you can find a more boring sports event than this, I will high five you until the cows come home and plough a field with their udders.
The Swift Mental Decline Of A Televangelist
The Reverend Bruce Howard is as mad as a bag of blue, ready salted badgers. Watch these videos and tell me it’s not true….
Post Piers Morgan Debate – Alex Jones Is Mental
GAV recently posted a TV clip featuring Piers Morgan Vs Alex Jones AKA Gun Lover. Cringey viewing. Here is the gun dicks rebuttal. Guess what? It’s lame.
Fiona Sally Miller – Winter Swimming For A Good Cause
My stupid friend went swimming off the English coast every day of December. Yeah I know, daft. But it was all for an awesome cause.
VIDEO: Super Slow Motion Lightning Is Amazing
Everything looks cool in slow motion and lightning looks cool anyway, so you can imagine how fresh it is when you mix the two.
Christmas Day UFO Sighting
How likely is it that life evolved elsewhere? Who knows, watch a video with some flashing lights in. What do you reckon it is? Santa? Me too.