Tapioca Terror On The High Seas
Bit of an odd title I know, but I’m not even mucking about. Tapioca brought a 12,000 tonne freighter to it’s watery knees.
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UK Citizenship Entry Exam – Unfair? Yes.
If you’re a foreign national and want to live in the UK you have to take a citizenship exam. This week they’ve unveiled the latest version. Could you pass it?
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Which One Man Has Destroyed The Environment The Most?
Everyone plays their small daily part in ruining our watery little planet, but one man went that extra 1,000 miles and really destroyed it hard – by mistake.
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VIDEO: Two Cops Nearly Mown Down In Mad Foam Storm In Oz
Oz is currently reveling in a spate of weird weather action. Next up – a sea foam invasion. Anyway, funny video of cops nearly getting hit by a hidden car…
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HOW TO GUIDE – Cutting Massive Holes In Cows
If you’ve ever fancied cutting a massive hole in a cow’s side, then getting elbow deep in its bowels, you’re a strange, strange individual. But you’ll like this.
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VIDEO: Balinese Musicians Absolutely Owning It
I can’t play the gamelan, I hadn’t even heard of it until today. These Balinese Lords, however, know exactly what to do with it and it sounds mental.
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NASA Makes Videos For Stoners – FACT
I know it sounds far fetched, but I’m pretty sure NASA is trying to win over, or hypnotize the stoned youth. Watch these videos and tell me I’m wrong.
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Why Does The Room Spin When You’re Drunk?
A quick boozy science lesson examining why we get a touch wobbly and a little bit spinney after a couple of drinky-poos.
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Russian Doctor Cuts Out His Own Appendix & Other Self-Surgeries
I’ve trapped my scrotum in my zip before and that was bad. But opening yourself up and taking out an organ is a whole other level. Leonid Rogozov I salute You.
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Fresh Prince Theme Tune Put Through Google Translator
If you have time on your hands, why not put the Fresh Prince theme tune through all of the languages in Google translator and then perform it live?
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TV SERIES REVIEW: Doomsday Preppers
Doomsday Preppers – Addictive TV about nutters in America preparing for the end times or financial collapse or terrorism or zombies or…… you get my drift.
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VIDEO: Terrifying Dust Storm Hits Australia
Australia is having a meteorological nightmare at the mo: singing temperatures, bush fires, cyclones, and now a sinister looking wall of orange cloud….
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We Answer Your Unanswered Food Queries
When I realised that I didn’t know what rice looked like on the plant, I was embaressed and ashamed of myself. I hope I can help you avoid that crushing shame that I felt.
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Most Boring Sport Ever – The National Ploughing Matches
If you can find a more boring sports event than this, I will high five you until the cows come home and plough a field with their udders.
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The Swift Mental Decline Of A Televangelist
The Reverend Bruce Howard is as mad as a bag of blue, ready salted badgers. Watch these videos and tell me it’s not true….
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Post Piers Morgan Debate – Alex Jones Is Mental
GAV recently posted a TV clip featuring Piers Morgan Vs Alex Jones AKA Gun Lover. Cringey viewing. Here is the gun dicks rebuttal. Guess what? It’s lame.
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VIDEO: Super Slow Motion Lightning Is Amazing
Everything looks cool in slow motion and lightning looks cool anyway, so you can imagine how fresh it is when you mix the two.
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VIDEOS: Live Performance Super Fails
Let’s laugh at some people shall we? Here’s some cringe-worthy footage of singers and bands looking like numb nuts. Uncomfortable viewing.
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The Weirdest Creatures In The Ocean #2
A gallery of abstract abominations from beneath the waves. There’s some pretty scary looking things down there folks.
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Christmas Day UFO Sighting
How likely is it that life evolved elsewhere? Who knows, watch a video with some flashing lights in. What do you reckon it is? Santa? Me too.
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The Sultan Of Oman’s Camel Mounted Pipe Band
Just when you thought my articles couldn’t get any more random, I would like you to welcome the only camel mounted pipe band in the world. BOOM!
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Heavy Metal Cruise Ship
I’m too old for festivals, and too grumpy… but if it’s a festival on a cruise ship to the Bahamas I may well think again. 70,000 Tons of Metal on the sea.
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VIDEO: Awesome Turkish Dancers Help Me Beat Winter Blues
No one likes to be dark and cold for 4 months a year, so watch these Turkish dance lords and bring some sun to your heart and lungs.
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VIDEO: Easter Play – Floating Jesus Fail
Christmas has buggered off, Easter next. Here’s a video of Jesus’ rear end to soothe your Boxing Day blues.
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History Of The Hitler Moustache
Have you ever wondered where Hitler’s distincive tash came from? Probably not, but I have. Here’s a potted history of the most infamous moustache in history.
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Um Mum Why Didn’t You Get Me An iPad For Xmas? I HATE YOUR GUTS!
Were you disappointed when you opened your Christmas presents this morning? If so then don’t worry because there’s a bunch of ungrateful kids around the world who wants to let everyone on Twitter know just how ungrateful they are.
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Bears Fired Out Of Aircraft At Supersonic Speed
Here’s an article about the US military firing bears out of aeroplanes at the speed of sound. Yup, they really did that.
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My Favourite Misogynistic Album Covers
I’m no sexist, but the blatant misogyny in these mental album covers just has to be enjoyed. So swallow a box of salt and switch your moral compass to hibernate
