Sir Alex Ferguson Does Gangnam Style
Even the elder statesman of football himself has gotten all wrapped up in the internet craze that is taking over the world.
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Villa Got Spanked 8-0 – Here’s Some Of The Best (And Worst) Reaction
Being a Birmingham fan, I got the best Christmas present ever yesterday when Villa got spanked 8-0 by Chelsea. It turns out I wasn’t the only person who absolutely loved it though. Check out some of the best (and worst) reaction here.
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Goal Of The Century Contender – Spinning Backheel Freekick Lob
It’s not often i say this but this is an absolutely incredible goal and I have never, ever, ever seen anyone do anything even remotely like it. Step forward the original Falcao and check out his spinning backheel freekick lob and be amazed.
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Capital One Cup Match Up – Youth VS Experience
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy Townsend to promote the competition. Pathetic.
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The Karim Benzema Christmas Song
If one footballer was going to make a Christmas song, it probably wasn’t going to be Karim Benzema as he’s an openly practicing Muslim. But he sure did make a cracking Christmas song and video right here with a little help from his friends at Real Madrid.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 17 Roundup
Norwich win again – what? Michu doesn’t score – what? QPR win – what? Liverpool lose at home – that’s more like it. This is the weekend round up of all thing’s football.
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Jack Wilshere Gets Kicked In The Balls And Subsequently Gets Pretty Excited
Did Jack Wilshere pop a boner after he was kicked in the balls in the Arsenal Reading match last night? The video evidence would suggest that he did.
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Group Of Irish Lads Meet The Real Ronaldo On Chatroulette
On the couple of times I actually used Chat Roulette I always thought it would be cool if I got paired with someone famous. Unfortunately I usually got paired with a bunch of erect dicks. These lads managed to get linked to the real Ronaldo though which is just crazy.
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All Of Lionel Messi’s Record 86 Goals In One Year In One Video
You probably heard that Lionel Messi broke the record for the most number of goals In one calendar year on Sunday. You probably haven’t seen all 86 of them though so here you go.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
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Amazingly LOLZ Own Goal
Brian Wilson is some crappy league one defender playing for Oldham who has spent his whole career in the lower leagues and that probably explains why he can score an own goal as embarrassing as this one.
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Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
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Jamie O’Hara Gets Rinsed On Twitter And Is Forced To Delete His Account
When will celebrities learn? If you’re gonna say something dumb on twitter, all your followers (and probably the national press) are gonna diss you about it and you’re gonna look like an idiot and probably delete your account like a pussy. Step up Jamie O’Hara.
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Unbelievable Cigarette Volley Into Mouth
Dude 1 tosses cigarette to dude 2. Dude 2 volleys cigarette back up to dude 1. Dude 1 catches cigarette in mouth. Initiate victory jig.
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Man Vs Food Vs Spurs
Man VS Food’s Adam Richman isn’t just a massive fan of food – apparently he also loves Tottenham Hotspur. Who would have thought it? Here’s a video of him going mental over Gareth Bale and the like and bursting into tears as he finally sees the hallowed turf.
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Things Go From Bad To Worse For Wenger As He Drops Toast Butter Side Down
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger endures more misery as he drops his toast in the club canteen.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 14 Roundup
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
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Jose Mourinho: Still Bossin’
The Unique One pulled his latest stunt yesterday, before the kick-off of the Madrid derby. No other manager would think to do it, let alone have the bottle.
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Premier League Footballer Caught Wiping His Butt With £20 Notes
Who could it be? You’ll probably be disappointed but it’s still a pretty jokes picture.
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Sexy Cars/Arty Cars — Do You Really Know About Either?
From sexy cars to arty sexy dusty cars. Basically a whole load of random crap about cars.
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Best Xmas Present Ever: The Sexy Managers Calendar
This is described as ‘The perfect gift for any football fan. This unique and bespoke calendar features all our favourite managers in their very best poses.’ When you see some of these poses though you will absolutely lose it though because they’re all real lolz.
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Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI?
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
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Joey Barton Develops Steve McLaren Esque Stupid French Accent In French Press Conference
Everyone remembers that dumb video of Steve McLaren speaking English in a fake Dutch accent right? Well now an even dumber video has emerged of Joey Barton speaking English in a fake French accent. It’s really. dumb.
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Kolo Toure Tricked A Model Into Having An Affair With Him By Saying He Was A Car Salesman
If I was a professional footballer I don’t think I would lie about being a car salesman to get women into bed, but that’s exactly what Kolo Toure did. Player.
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Worst Free Kick Ever
The worst free kick in the history of football. Ever.
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Top Ten Bicycle Kicks Of All Time
Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Phillippe Mexes have both scored unbelievable bicycle kicks in the last couple of weeks, but how do they match up against the top ten bicycle kicks of all time?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
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The Roman Abramovich Guide To Being Chelsea Manager
Since Chelsea formed in 2004 under Roman’s empire they have had 8 managers come and go. Here is what we would imagine Roman Abramovich’s proposal to the next manager would be.
