Evolution Of The Seal Dribble
Remember about six years ago when a video of some Brazilian kid called Kerlon doing the Seal Dribble went viral and nobody heard of him ever again? Well he’s re-emerged and you’ll never guess where.
Remember about six years ago when a video of some Brazilian kid called Kerlon doing the Seal Dribble went viral and nobody heard of him ever again? Well he’s re-emerged and you’ll never guess where.
If you’re an international footballer how do you celebrate a rare weekend off? If you’re Jonathan Leagar, you get on the sauce and crash your porsche into a petrol station clearly.
Everyone loves Gary Lineker but he’s even better when he makes an on air racist gaffe and then has to apologise to an entire religion.
Find out things you didn’t know about Fernando Torres in this detailed A to Z guide. All of which is probably true.
Spurs win away at Old Trafford. Lightning strikes twice for Suarez at Carrow Road. Everton keep on trucking. Chelsea sweep aside Arsenal. Hardly anyone bags any fantasy football points though…
Back before he was the all action England powerhouse centre forward, Emile Heskey was a little kid who appeared on the Rod Hull and Emu show.
Jimmy Bullard is hanging up his boots. SickChirpse bid a polite farewell to the most insane footballer since Gazza, as they celebrate some of his funniest moments.
Fabrizio Miccoli was once on the brink of signing for Birmingham City. That seems kind of crazy when he seems to score unbelievable goals like this on a fairly regular basis.
In order to promote FIFA ’13, Snoop Dogg/Lion was asked to show everyone his soccer skills. Unfortunately he completely sucked.
Saints demoralise Villa. Utd win at Anfield. Chelsea top the league. Newcastle get a clean sheet. Lescott is still ugly as fvck. Week 5 Sick Chirpse League Round Up.
A Croatian defender has been fined by his club for opening a cheeky can on the team bus before a match.
How would you honour the greatest footballer your nation has ever produced? How about by erecting a statue of his worst ever moment in football?
Disillusioned Australian people buy a shit load of Emile Heskey shirts. Newcastle Jets have run out of replica shirts of their new signing and have had to order 5,000 more. Mental.
A humorous look at some of the more “jolly” footballers of the past and present.
QPR are set to enter ‘a new dimension’ of football coverage with the introduction of their 3D programmes at their next home match against West Ham.
The Japanese are mental, this has been established but now they are set to take FIFA and Sepp Blatter on – Let me introduce to you Japanese Binocular Football.
Action on a football pitch has often been described as explosive but the phrase took on a whole new meaning in the Asian champions league over the weekend.
Here’s a couple of pricks thinking they’re big shots in the game of Le Football.
Heres a summary of the good and the bad from last week in fantasy football. If you had Gervinho then you had a great week, I find it hard to believe anyone did though.
A look at the forthcoming pre-match handshake between Patrice Evra and Luis Suarez.
FIFA ’13 drops in a couple fo weeks but they had better sort out some of the glitches that are prevalent in the demo if they want customers to be happy. It’s in the game.
John Terry, Arsenal, dodgy third kits and a fitting tribute all go under the microscope this week.
Michael Owen’s twitter feed has always been insanely boring – did you even know he was on twitter? But on Friday it heated up when he live tweeted details of a robbery going on at his house right there and then.
Cristiano Ronaldo is unhappy in Madrid. We called 1970s TV detective Columbo to investigate what’s up.
Bank on Carroll? Believe in Steve Fletcher? Or keep faith in RVP? Fingers crossed you didn’t think it was Chico time. Here’s the round up of the Sick Chirpse League.
Usain Bolt, the fastest man on the planet, has made it clear over the last few weeks that he is desperate to play for Manchester United, and today that dream has taken one step closer to becoming a reality. In Usain Bolt’s 2010 autobiography he said that he would give anything to have a chance …
Goalkeeper Goals are always pretty special, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a goalkeeper (or even an outfield player) score an 80 yard volley before.
Week Two is gone now. Have you stormed the league this week? Have your 15 transfers in week one helped you in the slightest? Or are you still shit at this managing malarky?
Sure, John Terry is almost certainly a total prick – although he can afford lawyers that can convince any court in the land otherwise – but he’s far from the worst of the already rotten bunch that make up the cream of professional football. Chin up, Chelsea fans!
A condom-themed restaurant in Bangkok (that somehow didn’t make an appearance in The Hangover 2) has a Liverpool shirt made of johnnies on display. You heard me.